Laughing at My Husband's Funeral [Book Transmigration]

[The full text is complete. The pirated version differs greatly from the original, and I am not responsible for any plot holes or content in pirated copies.]

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[My next book is Dating a Big Cat. It's a fluffy animal story. Please add it to your to-read list!]

As Lord of the Myriad Gods, Dongjun Taiqi had only two worries: he was too powerful, and the gods admired power too much. As a result, he had to maintain a perfect image twenty-four hours a day.

When he was petting a cat.

The gods were shocked. "How can you like cats? They're much too cute. A cat isn't good enough for you."

When he was sipping milk tea.

The gods cried out, "How can you drink milk tea? That's something only children drink."

When he was reading melodramatic novels.

The gods presented him with countless classics. "Only works this distinguished are worthy of Dongjun's image."

When he wanted to go on a date with a handsome young man.

The gods cried themselves hoarse. "No one is good enough for Dongjun! You should just have a child by yourself."

Taiqi: "Damn it, what kind of life is this? I want to retire."

After waking up, Taiqi transmigrated into a book, becoming the frail, useless wife of the philandering scumbag male lead in a melodramatic novel. At last, he got the retirement life he wanted: petting cats, sipping milk tea, reading novels, and playing games every day.

However, every month he still had to come up with one, two, three, or four excuses to refuse sharing a bed with Yuyuan.

Fortunately, after Taiqi had exhausted all his excuses, the male lead, Yuyuan, unexpectedly died.

Thinking that he would never have to make up excuses again and could go on dates with five, six, seven, eight, or nine handsome young men, Taiqi, dressed in mourning at the funeral, couldn't help laughing aloud.

Standing beside him, his younger brother-in-law Yuquan, who had only just been acknowledged by the family, said coldly, "What are you laughing at?"

*

As an illegitimate son of a prestigious family, Yuyuan had defeated his uncles and taken over the family business. Unfortunately, he was ambushed and killed before he could enjoy his success.

Reborn, he returned home under the name of his younger brother, Yuquan, to investigate who had killed him. There, he discovered that his usually frail wife had laughed aloud at his funeral.

Yuyuan: ? Did I marry a black widow?

Much later, after regaining his memories of his previous life, Yuyuan was certain: Yes, my wife really is a black widow.

Modern fantasy in an alternate world, featuring wealthy-family feuds, witchcraft, battles against magic, and wars among the gods. It's melodramatic, but fairly lighthearted.

The gong is reborn, and the shou transmigrates into a book. An emperor of the mortal world versus the Lord of the Myriad Gods. A ruthless, doting gong x a beautiful, foolish shou with overwhelming combat prowess. A long, winding pursuit of his wife through life and death, past and present.

P.S. 1. In both their past and present lives, they are each other's one and only.

2. This isn't a power fantasy where the shou conquers the world. The plot takes up quite a bit of space, with plot and romance at about a 6:4 ratio, but everything serves the romance.

3. The shou is a god and doesn't understand human romance at first. He has his own divine logic. The gong is a domineering CEO type who spoils his wife, and the shou is pampered into a beautiful little layabout early on.

4. Some of the mythology, witchcraft, folk customs, and magic from China and abroad are invented, while some are based on existing traditions. The latter will be noted. Please don't take the invented parts as fact.

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Next book: Dating a Big Cat

Animal keeper Guan He unexpectedly dies. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a strange world, with the ears and tail of a Pallas's cat.

A staff member comes to register him and explains, "You've graduated from university and are about to enter society. To receive your diploma, you must complete a one-year internship at Jiuzhou Zoo."

Guan He: ? Taking care of animals is my specialty, isn't it?

Staff member: "No, you need to learn to control and release your animal instincts. At the very least, you need to learn to hide your ears and tail in daily life." (staring at his ears)

Guan He: "All right. Is there anything else I should know?"

The staff member whispers, "Don't provoke the snow leopard."

Guan He: "Anything else?"

The staff member cries out in a trembling voice, "Don't provoke the snow leopard."

Guan He: "You already said that."

The staff member cries themselves hoarse: "Don't provoke the snow leopard!"

Guan He: "..."

*

Chu Hao the snow leopard has been stuck at the zoo for three years and still hasn't earned his diploma. He has daily mental breakdowns and causes trouble everywhere, throwing his weight around at Jiuzhou Zoo thanks to his impressive combat skills and good looks.

Spring has come again, and so has mating season. With couples forming all around him and no other snow leopard appearing in the Snow Leopard Zone, Chu Hao's mind is in turmoil, and he has another breakdown.

Everyone at the zoo is on edge, keeping away from the Snow Leopard Zone so they won't provoke him.

Unlucky Guan He is dropped off in the Snow Leopard Zone by the shuttle bus, becoming the only animal there besides the snow leopard.

On his first day as an intern, Guan He unexpectedly runs into the snow leopard: head tilted, well-behaved.jpg.

The snow leopard narrows his eyes and licks his teeth.

Guan He trembles from head to toe: Oh no, don't eat me.

The snow leopard pins him against the wall with a paw. "Wanna date, cutie?"

A Pallas's cat's adventure, inspired by Japari Park. Also known as The Domineering Snow Leopard Falls for Me, To Survive, I Try My Best to Become the Snow Leopard's Child Bride, and It's Not That I Want to Pretend to Be a Snow Leopard, It's That My Husband Is Too Unhinged. The cats clock in at the zoo each week, spending five days as cats and two days as people.

A genuine lunatic with divine logic, an unhinged and gorgeous hunk gong x a clever beauty shou who goes with the flow. Snow leopard x Pallas's cat.

Theme: Everyday human warmth and the bonds between people are precious things worth cherishing.