Being a Master Is a High-Risk Job in Danmei Novels

After attaining enlightenment in the Great Dao, Jade Firmament Immortal Venerable Ji Yuxiao had a dream. In it, someone plotted against him and sealed his immortal body. Overnight, he fell from the clouds and became everyone's plaything. Among them were the respected master he admired, the beloved disciple he cherished, the friend who had fought beside him through life and death, and the mortal emperor who owed him a debt of gratitude... But in that dream, they all showed their vile true colors. Their mouths spewed obscenities, their eyes brimmed with nauseating lust, and they subjected him to all kinds of disgusting, depraved acts. In the dream, they said, "We just love seeing the lofty Jade Firmament Immortal Venerable fall from the clouds and become a prostitute." Ji Yuxiao: "..." Ji Yuxiao dismissed it as nothing more than a dream. He never expected that after attaining enlightenment, those dreams would begin to come true! Who the hell had given them the nerve? Ji Yuxiao gripped his Jade Firmament Sword tightly. Even the usually good-tempered immortal couldn't help cursing: "Fall from the clouds, my ass! I live up here, and nobody's dragging me down!" Later His sanctimonious master turned to demonic cultivation and went gray overnight for his sake. His brooding, rebellious disciple knelt at his feet, begging him not to leave. His closest friend, eyes red, demanded they sever their ties. The mortal emperor gave up his three thousand consorts and waited for him in vain. The exquisitely beautiful immortal Venerable bottom, paired with the bewitchingly gorgeous Demon Venerable top. Reading guide and content warnings: Bottom: He looks like a bodhisattva, but he cultivates the heartless Dao and is utterly cold-blooded. Trampling on other people's feelings is nothing unusual for him. Don't expect him to be lovesick. Top: A total lunatic. He's incredibly powerful, but often suffers from amnesia, with prolonged memory loss interrupted by occasional bouts of madness. Most of the time, he's very girly (.) Their relationship develops naturally. Both are very slow to catch on, so it probably won't be very passionate. They dote on each other, one-on-one! Theme: People who enjoy feeling sorry for themselves are the worst!