In her previous life, Su Yan was a founding emperor who fought on the battlefield to build an empire, and worked herself to death. Then she transmigrated, becoming a spoiled young lady from a wealthy family, loathed by haters both inside and outside the entertainment industry.
But none of that was a big problem to Su Yan. As long as she didn't have to work hard or suffer, people could say whatever they liked. She only needed to behave herself a little better from now on.
At first, Su Yan really did think that way, until she discovered...
It seemed she wasn't the only one who had transmigrated. Her pack of fanatically devoted underlings had come too, and somehow they had become big shots in every field, each with a fortune worth hundreds of millions. They even solemnly announced to the world:
"We've been waiting for someone to return. Our throne is open only to her."
Su Yan, who wanted nothing in this life but an easy, carefree existence: "...Damn, this is going to kill me. I transmigrated, didn't I? I fought tooth and nail to build an empire in my last life and worked myself to death. Wasn't that enough? I have to do it all over again in this life?! And a throne, too? Hell, I'd rather have my own pigsty! Why bother behaving myself? That whole 'spoiled young lady' persona sounds just fine to me. As long as nobody recognizes me, anything goes. The less popular I am, the better."
So, on a survival reality show livestream...
While the other female guests were still going "Ooh, ooh, ooh," begging the male guests to help build them a shelter,
Su Yan: "..." She looked at the shelter she'd neatly put together in no time, muttered "damn" to herself, and kicked it over. She had to learn to go "Ooh, ooh, ooh" and ask for help like the other women!
While the other female guests were over the moon at catching a single little fish,
Su Yan: "..." She looked at the whole basket of fish beside her, took a deep breath, and threw them all back into the sea, keeping only the tiniest one!
While all the other female guests were captivated by the hugely popular star Qin Zi'an and couldn't help acting coy and flirting with him,
Su Yan: "..." She stared at the face before her, so like that of her imperial consort, and took one deep breath after another. In the end, she could only lie flat and admit there was no way she could do it. Damn! Did she want to keep any dignity or not?!
She'd worked so hard at it, so the results had to be good, right? Who could have guessed that three months later, she'd inexplicably become a sensation?
Su Yan: "..." Damn it! Just kill me! Why keep pretending? I'm done pretending!
Please bookmark the novel next door, Young and Already Confused About Gender [Survival Livestream]:
Song Ruan was a small-time creator on Bibi Live, streaming survival content. No matter what she did, she never got popular. After struggling for years with nothing to show for it, she finally had to say goodbye to her fans and resign herself to finding a regular job so she could make ends meet.
Just then, the streaming platform teamed up with the entertainment industry to launch a new-star program called Love Island, inviting survival-content creators to team up with celebrities and appear as couples on a deserted-island survival show.
Song Ruan hadn't been interested, until she saw her goddess, "Shen Bailu," on the list of participating celebrities! And she'd been viciously attacked by a bunch of mindless haters for supposedly having a promiscuous private life!
"My goddess is not promiscuous at all! It's just that she's so beautiful, those shameless men keep throwing themselves at her!"
Seeing her favorite goddess about to be ostracized by everyone, Song Ruan, a devoted fan of Bailu, was furious. In a fit of determination, she signed up for the new-star program in men's clothes, and successfully became her goddess's survival-show partner!
Song Ruan really did do a great job. She charged ahead and gave it her all for her goddess, and before she knew it, she'd made her goddess soar in popularity. The internet was full of trending topics about the two of them, and Song Ruan was over the moon at getting to fangirl at such close range.
Until... one night, Song Ruan accidentally walked in on her goddess changing clothes. By another stroke of bad luck, she saw the two lumps on her goddess's chest go "plop" and fall off, revealing a completely flat man's chest. Her "goddess" calmly told her:
"Well, since you've found out, I won't hide it anymore. It's cold at night, and we're both men. Let's share a bed tonight. I don't mind."
Song Ruan: "!!!" Sob, sob! You may not mind, but I do! Goddess, can those two lumps grow back? Sob, sob, sob, QAQ...
Theme: The ordinary things in life are what make us happy
It ended quite suddenly. But it has a good ending. I feel like my wife doesn't want to write this anymore. I am very grateful that I could wait until the end, otherwise I would have stun myself to death.
Good guy, I update you every day and you update me every month???
Has the author written anything in the Tomato novel? I saw an article there that was exactly the same as yours, right down to the frame. I was so shocked that I almost copied it.
The article is too short???
? ? ? It's almost over
The wait is here! Finally oooooooooo
Damn, you finally updated!
Come on^0^~Mommy
I feel a little panicked when I read the comments. I have saved quite a few articles, but it turned out to be a trap?
When will the author update and give you a notice?
It ended quite suddenly. But it has a good ending. I feel like my wife doesn't want to write this anymore. I am very grateful that I could wait until the end, otherwise I would have stun myself to death.
Good guy, I update you every day and you update me every month???
Has the author written anything in the Tomato novel? I saw an article there that was exactly the same as yours, right down to the frame. I was so shocked that I almost copied it.
The article is too short???
? ? ? It's almost over
The wait is here! Finally oooooooooo
Damn, you finally updated!
Come on^0^~Mommy
I feel a little panicked when I read the comments. I have saved quite a few articles, but it turned out to be a trap?
When will the author update and give you a notice?