
The Heroic Female General Dives into a School Novel to Recruit a Genius Scholar
巾帼女将穿进校园文里捞学神
by Shu Changqing (书常清)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 417k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[A Fake Heiress with a Warrior's Core and a Delicate Look] vs. [A Cold, Brilliant Student Who Plays the Fool to Catch His Tiger]
Female general Xie Linwan transmigrates into a book, becoming the cannon-fodder fake heiress in a school romance.
One day, the school belle Xie Linwan, who had always hated the real heiress with a passion, suddenly changes.
She not only lets the school's heartthrob go without a fight, but also moves to the very back row and becomes deskmates with Yu Xiaohei, the big, goofy new transfer student.
The whole school: ??? What's going on?
Looking at the energy bar on her arm, which had stopped turning bright red now that she was farther away from the heartthrob, Xie Linwan sneers:
Between a man and my life, this general will obviously choose her life!
Faced with the legendary green-tea school belle, Yu Xiaohei wants nothing to do with her. "We need a dividing line! I don't agree!"
On their first day as deskmates, Yu Xiaohei sees Xie Linwan crush a fountain pen to pieces with one hand.
Yu Xiaohei: "Teacher! She snapped my pen with her bare hands!"
Xie Linwan instantly turns into a whimpering damsel: "Teacher, I'm innocent! I can't even unscrew a mineral water bottle cap~"
On the second day, the seemingly gentle and adorable Xie Linwan viciously attacks Yu Xiaohei.
Yu Xiaohei: "Teacher! She pinched my thigh in class!"
Xie Linwan's beautiful eyes fill with tears: "Teacher, I'm innocent! I was just scared of a bug, sob sob sob..."
On the third day, Yu Xiaohei sees the aloof school belle sitting with her legs crossed, secretly sipping Moutai, Wuliangye, and Luzhou Laojiao from a thermos during class.
Yu Xiaohei's worldview shatters: This is the first love of every boy in school?!
Xie Linwan rubs her temples and grumbles: Pretending to be a green tea just to stay alive is so damn annoying! This little bit of Moutai isn't even enough to whet this general's appetite!
Yu Xiaohei, the new transfer student, really can't understand why the school belle everyone admires acts like a violent, alcoholic, perverted green tea around him.
Until, a few months into sitting together, Yu Xiaohei... comes around.
At first, none of their classmates can understand why the school belle insists on hanging out with a big goofball.
It takes a long time for them to realize that the big goofball who sits in the last row every day while the school belle pinches his thigh is actually the top student in the entire province!
The whole school: Holy crap! The school belle has an eye for talent!
Content notes and details: 1. The male lead isn't ugly. His real looks are seriously impressive.
2. Ancient-to-modern transmigration and school life. There will be plot-driven fights later on. 90% sweetness.
3. Happy ending.
Romance novels coming soon: "The Netherworld Princess Gets Work Experience in the Mortal Realm" and "After Being Reborn, the Princess Consort Refuses to Be Left for Dead." Drafts in progress. Blurbs below:
"The Netherworld Princess Gets Work Experience in the Mortal Realm"
Wang Deyou picks up a brick and is about to smash the stepsister who stole her university place and pretends to be virtuous.
Suddenly, a ghost floats over, clings to her leg, and cries, "Miss! Please sign this! Approve my underworld loan!"
Wang Deyou, who doesn't even have a hundred yuan to her name, has never seen anything like this.
Handsome Ghost: "The underworld bank president's daughter is only in the mortal realm to gain experience!"
Wang Deyou: "...Gain experience? Do I look like I have money?"
Handsome Ghost wails: "But I'm really starving! Please save me, heiress!"
Desperate for a meal, Wang Deyou, the truly destitute heiress of the underworld, takes the handsome ghost's advice and applies to be a livestream host for a funeral company.
Before long, the funeral livestream takes a bizarre turn.
"For the Ghost Festival spirit money, I'll only take bills Wang Deyou has touched!"
"If you change hosts, I won't buy! My great-grandmother got the spirit money she touched and said it was delicious. She even came to me in a dream last night and gave me the winning lottery numbers!"
"Please ask my great-grandfather where the family land deed is buried!"
She sells extra-effective spirit money, takes on major underworld contracts, and sends the enemies who stole her identity straight to jail. Wang Deyou takes the mortal and spirit realms by storm, accidentally becoming the funeral industry's top salesperson in the mortal realm and the underworld's top-tier star.
Then one day, the handsome ghost who has been mooching off her puts on a dignified black robe and takes her to the Supreme Palace of the Netherworld.
Wang Deyou raises an eyebrow. "So this is your world?"
Handsome Ghost: "No. This is your domain."
Wang Deyou: "Did you come to the mortal realm to gain experience too?"
Handsome Ghost: "No. I came to guide you across."
The accounts in the mortal realm are settled. Now it's time to settle the thousand-year-old account of our engagement.
"After Being Reborn, the Princess Consort Refuses to Be Left for Dead"
For the honor of her family, Huangfu Shilan takes the place of her gravely ill twin sister and marries Prince Rong.
Not long after, her sister dies. When Prince Rong learns the truth, he flies into a rage!
He mocks her coldly: "You're not fit to hold a candle to her! Your entire Huangfu family are liars!"
Shilan knows the Huangfu family deceived him first, but she can no longer endure Prince Rong's psychological torment. She plans to flee the prince's residence and make a new life elsewhere, but on the way she runs into the Sixth Prince's rebellion and is killed as cannon fodder.
Reborn on her wedding day, Shilan thinks about having to marry that bastard in her sister's place again. To hell with family honor. She won't put up with this!
Shilan disappears, leaving the Huangfu family no choice but to dress her gravely ill sister in the wedding gown.
On their wedding night...
Her sister knows she doesn't have long to live. "Your Highness, I'm unwell and can't receive you tonight."
Prince Rong: "You're unwell??"
Reborn Prince Rong is stunned to discover that this time he's married the elder sister. Doesn't the Huangfu family know how this is supposed to go? Weren't they supposed to switch the bride at the last minute?
Prince Rong searches everywhere for Shilan.
Prince Rong: "Honey, look at me! Please look at me!"
Shilan: "Who? Get out of my way."
Prince Rong: "I'm Zhao Wenjue."
Shilan: "Oh, my brother-in-law?"
Prince Rong: "..."
Guard: "Your Highness, your sister-in-law has secretly pledged herself to the young master of the Shi family."
Prince Rong: "I'll kill anyone who dares lay a finger on a single hair of my princess consort!"
The story of a prince with terrible eyesight, who married his beloved in his previous life without realizing it, then spends his second life desperately pursuing his wife.
Pure-love novel coming soon: "The Beautiful, Strong, and Wretched BOOS Is Back." Draft in progress. Blurb:
Ji Feng, a blind rich kid, is summoned into a deadly escape game.
In the game world, he regains his sight. Everyone else dragged into the game feels terrified and unlucky, but for Ji Feng, seeing again feels like returning to his happy place.
Every player who enters is treated as merchandise for the VIPs to enjoy and profit from.
The VIPs outside the livestream think this new player must be a little crazy. The first time he sees a monster, he isn't scared at all. He actually goes up and touches it, leaving the monster completely bewildered.
The second time, the VIPs think his victory is just luck.
The third time, they think the kid has some real skill.
The fourth time, they think he's the most promising new player this season.
By the Nth time, Ji Feng has become the target of every major VIP consortium.
After N rounds, Ji Feng sits in the Main God Temple and licks the blood from his Godslayer dagger with his red tongue. "I hear you all want to claim me as a bargaining chip?"
The major consortiums kneel before the Main God and slap themselves in the face.
Theme: Study hard and keep improving every day.
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Yu Xiaohei: Follow me and ask the director/policeman/doctor/volunteer if you need anything
Is there a bug in this Xueba coin?
Fighting!
Update it, update it, update it!
Maybe that Yu Xiaohei is Yu Anchen
Yu Xiaohei: Follow me and ask the director/policeman/doctor/volunteer if you need anything
Tied in one breath! So cool!
Drink two bottles of Maotai a day?
Li Xiang has more boxes of evening tea than Xie Lin
Silicone makes me think a lot hahahahahahahahahahahahaha