After the Protagonist of a Torturous Cliche Novel Awakens

Song Qiu transmigrated into an apocalypse and struggled to survive for ten years. Then he died and transmigrated back. Only to discover that he was the protagonist of a melodramatic angst novel. In the book, he went through everything from having a friend expose him and getting vilified across the internet, to being used as a stand-in by his scumbag lover, being found by his biased wealthy parents and forced to donate bone marrow, and a groveling chase after his wife, a car crash that gave him amnesia, and running away while pregnant... After one heart-wrenching, heart-breaking ordeal after another, he, a weak and unloved man, not only ended up with his scumbag lover, but also forgave his biased parents and backstabbing friend. After surviving the apocalypse, Song Qiu, now strong and independent: ??? This time, he just wants to eat, farm, make money, and sleep with men. Thanks. - When he came back, the scumbag's first love was returning from abroad. At a dinner, the scumbag rekindled his old feelings for his first love. But this time, instead of being shocked and heartbroken, Song Qiu kept his head down and ate. A moment later, the aloof first love, who suffered from anorexia, sat beside him and asked hesitantly, "Is it good?" Song Qiu picked up a prawn. "Want one?" The first love thought it over, leaned in, and opened his mouth. Days later, the first love had a hearty appetite, grown noticeably plumper, lost his aloof air, and become friends with Song Qiu. The scumbag: ??? - Song Qiu was found by his wealthy biological parents. His biased parents told him to give way at every turn to their pale, delicate fake son. The real son, Song Qiu, picked up a hoe and turned the mansion's garden into a vegetable patch that very day, then remodeled his room into a survival bunker. He also dragged the frail fake son out for daily morning runs and workouts. Song Qiu: If you're bad at it, practice more. You wouldn't even be a mouthful for a zombie like this. Days later, the fake son had tanned skin and a muscular build. His biased parents: ??? - When the whole internet turned against him, Song Qiu delivered sharp, clean fight choreography and a commanding stare in a zombie movie. His realistic, moving performance won him an award and countless fans. Some stubborn haters still tried to use his high school education against him. Song Qiu pulled out a stack of professional skills certificates. Then several universities invited him to enroll. Even the National Academy of Sciences publicly thanked him for his contributions and awarded him a special medal of honor. The haters: ??? Wait, weren't you illiterate? Song Qiu: Sorry about that. While scavenging for supplies in the apocalypse, I happened to raid several research institutes in Country X. When I got back, I handed everything over to the country. Then he had his backstabbing friend arrested for espionage. - At last, the scumbag came to his senses. He realized he loved Song Qiu and began his groveling chase. On a rainy night, he knocked on Song Qiu's door. Before he could even ask for forgiveness, Song Qiu's usually cold and celibate uncle opened the door in disarray and said, "Get lost." Song Qiu thumped the bed. "Didn't we agree it was a one-night stand?" Why are you staking your claim now?! Bonus scene: Song Qiu rubbed his bulging belly and tried to leave home. Chu Hebai wrapped his arms around Song Qiu's legs to stop him. Song Qiu: Let go. Chu Hebai: I'm sorry, honey. I shouldn't have hidden that I'm Qin Muyun's uncle. Song Qiu: No. I'm running away with the baby. The next moment, the cat Qiuqiu wriggled out from under his shirt. Song Qiu's belly was flat. - Before you dive in: 1. One-on-one romance, faithful in body and heart. Theme: Independence, self-respect, and self-love