Shou: I'm charming and debonair.
Gong leads: That's right. (drooling)
Shou: I want to stand above everyone.
Gong leads: Of course. (wiping their drool)
Shou, pinned beneath them: ???
Shou: I'm handsome and dashing, I outshine all my rivals in skill, and I'm unmatched in intelligence. Why don't I have a harem of six palaces, three wives, and four concubines?
Author: Because you're a shou.
Theme: Though I'm beautiful as a flower, I'm devoted to my career
