The Rebellious Daily Life of an Earth NPC

Blurb:

Cen Xi spent eighteen dazed years living in a horror world. One day, after hitting his head, he gradually came to his senses and realized he might not be quite like everyone else.

Other people’s daily routine: eat, sleep, go to school.

His daily routine: eat, sleep, be an NPC in a horror world.

And not just any NPC, either. He was cannon fodder who died right at the start!

Now that he had an independent, rebellious mind of his own, Cen Xi smiled shyly. How hard could being an NPC be? Anyone could do it.

System mission: Have the NPC lead the players on a tour of Zero-Degree Town!

Cen Xi: Okay.

So the players watched in stunned silence as the gentle, lovely little angel strangled a female ghost without batting an eye, then casually set the place on fire. As flames blazed into the sky, the little angel smiled warmly. “Now everyone will be nice and warm!”

Players: ...Holy crap!

System: ??? What the hell is wrong with this NPC?

The next day, #CenXiActLikeANormalPerson# was trending on the interstellar network.

Cen Xi: I may be a little rebellious, but I’m a perfectly competent NPC!

Everyone: ...

Could you please get your foot off the Lord God’s face?!

Blurb, Version Two:

In the year 3000, Earth was incorporated into the Primordial Civilization system, with a civilization rating of E.

The Lord God deployed a batch of NPCs on Earth, linking Earth’s System to interstellar entertainment. Earth became one giant amusement park.

After the players of the Primordial Civilization had their faith in life shaken by a certain rebellious NPC, they were delighted to see a certain world-dominating Demon King descend to Earth. They furtively kept an eye on the trending topics across the interstellar network, eagerly anticipating news the next day of some NPC surnamed Cen weeping and begging for forgiveness.

But the next day...

#Shocking! A Certain System Civil Servant Did This to the Demon King!#

In the video, Cen Xi blinked and patted the little demon’s head. “Don’t be scared. Big Brother will protect you.”

The calamity of a Demon King shamelessly nestled in the boy’s arms, smiling coldly at the camera while sweetly saying, “Big Brother is the best!”

Everyone: ...

Damn it, fine, throw yourself at him if you want, but did you really have to pretend to be young too? You shameless old man Jiang!

An Outer God who is a yandere stalker top, and an Earth civil servant who is a black-lotus bottom.

1. Neither the top nor the bottom is human. The top is an Outer God. The bottom’s true form is probably a cute, springy little creature like a slime. Picture an octopus holding a blob of jelly in its tentacles.

2. The main plot is a horror story, but it also includes elements of wasteland fiction, Cthulhu Mythos, and steampunk. Doesn’t that sound super stylish?

3. They’re both crazy, but in different ways. Cen Cen is bad, and Jiang Jiang is even worse.

4. Thanks for reading.

Theme: Protecting Earth is everyone’s responsibility