Blurb:
1
Lu Yao transmigrated into a book, landing in the novel Born Human, Yet Wanting to Be a Dog, which her nemesis Lu Chengyan had commissioned someone to write just to get under her skin.
The author knew Lu Yao very well. Apart from the protagonist's simp persona, her looks, personality, and family background were exactly the same as Lu Yao's.
Thinking about the original character, who bore her name and shamelessly grovelled at the male lead Lu Chengyan's feet, Lu Yao blew a fuse on the spot.
After blowing off some steam, she calmed down.
So what if I'm a simp? I'll simp so hard you'll wish you were dead!
"Wherever you go, big brother, I'll follow. My heart and soul are yours forever."
"Just give me one glance, big brother, and I'll bring you food and drink and win your heart."
Big brother wasn't moved?
No need to panic. It's no big deal.
So Lu Yao devoted herself to simping for 99 days.
On the hundredth day, she disappeared.
2
Amid blazing flames, Lu Chengyan swore a vicious oath:
Even if he choked on smoke, burned to death, and was reduced to ashes, he would never fall for Lu Yao, that pathetic simp.
Later, after the simp Lu Yao disappeared, Lu Chengyan went mad and chased her all over the world.
"Yaoyao, come back with me. I was wrong."
"Let's start over."
The Lu family servants were utterly dumbfounded.
But Lu Yao seemed like a different person. She was surrounded by handsome, eligible men and wouldn't even spare Lu Chengyan a glance.
3
At a fashion show, reporters stopped Lu Yao. "How do you make an excellent man devoted to you?"
Lu Yao rolled her eyes, looked at Lu Chengyan, who had been waiting nearby for ages, and called out:
"You dote on him, indulge him, let him have his way. Make it so he can't leave you, so he can't live without you, and then..."
"And then what?"
"And then?" Lu Yao arched a brow and smiled. "You cruelly dump him."
Lu Chengyan wailed, "Lu Yao, you have no heart!"
"What's a heart? Is it tasty?"
Theme: A good love story calls for a little more thought
