Qiao He had liked the heartthrob in the class next door for a long time, but the number of times the heartthrob had spoken to him could be counted on one hand.
Qiao He: "Having a crush is so painful."
At the start of the new school year, by a stroke of luck, he ended up in the same sophomore class as the heartthrob. Qiao He decided he wouldn't chicken out. He'd go for it!
And so, he became the heartthrob's best friend.
Close enough to share a pair of chopsticks and wear the same pair of pants.
But he never expected the heartthrob to be straight!
Qiao He: "Sorry, I'm not interested in turning straight guys gay."
Heartthrob: "What if I was already gay?"
Qiao He: "What did you say?! Meow meow meow?"
P.S. No turning a straight guy gay by force. Mutual crush, happy ending.
Theme: Learn math well, and be happy your whole life
