A Ridiculously Fun and Satisfying Story

1. A stress-relief story. The main text is entirely in third person. The heroine is different in every story, and they're all one-on-one happy endings. 2. The stories will probably include: ① Gu Xiao transmigrated into the body of a little emperor who dressed as a man. The late emperor had left her five regents with power and influence. When she arrived, it was the Flower Festival. A grand banquet was being held at the royal hunting grounds on the grasslands, with the whole country celebrating. All five regents were honored guests. Someone put a love bug in her wine, and Gu Xiao, completely unaware, enthusiastically invited the five regents to drink with her... They say that the five regents all met the woman of their dreams, but after one night, she vanished without a trace. They say the five regents were so heartbroken that they drowned their sorrows in wine and swore that if they could see her one more time, they would fight to decide the winner. The winner would marry her and never let her suffer any grievance. Gu Xiao: Men are all liars. Just today they said that if I could do the job, I should do it, and if I couldn't, I should abdicate. They said they'd beat me up if I kept slacking off. Then Gu Xiao's belly freaking started to grow. And she had no idea who the father was. ② Jiang Cha transmigrated into the body of a concubine. Before transmigrating, she'd just read one of those princess-and-consort novels recommended by the site. Yes, that one that goes, "Consort, the princess has been beaten to death. A piece of jade fell from her. It's the one you've been searching for for ten years!" But this brainless novel took such a bizarre turn that she kept reading. It turned out the princess had put up with her dissolute consort and even sent him concubines because she planned to fake her death and leave the consort's residence! Leave the capital! The consort was an ambitious schemer who wanted to seize the throne, and the princess returned from the border at the head of an army! With such a bizarre twist and such an unexpected leading-lady story, Jiang Cha naturally remembered every detail. So when she transmigrated into the concubine the princess had sent to the consort, she immediately dropped to her knees and clung to the princess's leg. Wherever the princess pointed, Jiang Cha struck. When the princess was bored, Jiang Cha told her stories. Jiang Cha was the princess's little ray of sunshine. What consort? Jiang Cha had never even heard of him. Jiang Cha thought that if she clung tight to the princess and maxed out her favorability, she could enjoy a life of wealth and glory. Everyone knew Miss Jiang Cha was the apple of the princess's eye. Jiang Cha also thought she'd soon reach the pinnacle of life alongside the princess and marry the man of her dreams. And then... Jiang Cha discovered that the princess was a man in disguise. ③ I transmigrated into the body of an immoral seductress. The System said that the original owner had let her husband die of illness, teamed up with her lover, and sold off her husband's son from his previous marriage. I found out that my brother-in-law would kill me in the future. I heard he could take down a tiger with a single slide tackle, so I figured my chances were pretty grim. Then the System freaking told me to win over this brother-in-law who could kill a tiger. ④ I transmigrated into the body of a demoness. The System said the original owner had ruined the Buddhist boy's cultivation and broken his pure body, and that he later killed her with a move called "Mighty Heavenly Dragon." I said it was fine. I didn't want to sleep with him. Even if the Buddhist boy walked naked past my door, I wouldn't give him a second glance. The System said it was too late and told me to look at what was on the bed. ⑤ I transmigrated into the body of a miracle doctor in a book. The heroine and the supporting female character were fighting over me, apparently because the male lead was ill. They begged me to treat him. I said no, no discussion, get out of my house. Then the villain came looking for me. He was incredibly handsome and said he knew his junior sister had been secretly in love with him all along. His junior sister had always been compassionate, yet she'd refused to treat him for his sake. #Help, how do I tell a bloodthirsty villain that I really can't treat illnesses and don't secretly love him# Theme: The world is full of love and hope.