*A sharp-tongued, sarcastic, unhinged gong after splitting X a gorgeous shou who flirts while pretending not to care
Actor Yu Chu and Bo Nian, who built a business empire, agreed to marry for five years.
Even passersby could tell they were only pretending to get along, and that divorce was only a matter of time.
But they were both from top-tier wealthy families, graduates of prestigious international schools, and stunning in their own ways: one like a red lotus by the water, the other like a mountain shrouded in mist. Their die-hard "Yu Nian" CP still had plenty of fans.
What's more, Yu Nian was the most clear-eyed and most humble CP in the entertainment industry. Their fan page description read: "Their hearts may be as far apart as the Pacific Ocean, but at least they stand close together!"
At night, Yu Chu spoke up. "Let's get a divorce."
The man beside him breathed evenly, but Yu Chu knew he had heard.
Yu Chu tried to strike a deal. "I signed up for a dating reality show. Let's not announce the divorce right away."
Yu Chu figured that after working together for five years, the man would at least do him this favor.
But when he woke up, Bo Nian, usually taciturn and aloof but at least a gentleman, had become someone else entirely.
The man tore the divorce papers in front of him to shreds and said sarcastically, "You're carrying my child and still want to marry my brother? Greedy, aren't you?"
Yu Chu: ??? What the hell?
The divorce fell through. Seething with frustration, Yu Chu went on a dating show with the man, which was really a pre-divorce reality show.
Everyone thought the two would be awkward and silent, and that they might have divorced already. But then:
Yu Chu washed the dishes. Bo Nian undermined him: "What are we paying the housekeeper for? You never do housework. Stop pretending and come here so I can hold you for a while."
Yu Chu went abroad for a shoot, and Bo Nian just happened to be sitting next to him. Bo Nian said, "Pretending we bumped into each other? Nice acting. At least you earned that Best Actor award."
Yu Chu caught a cold and went to the hospital. Bo Nian got there before him, eyes red: "Don't even think about getting an abortion!"
Yu Chu could no longer keep up his good manners. "Are you sick? How can a man get pregnant?!"
That night, the episode aired, and Yu Nian shot straight to the top of the CP rankings.
All the fans pleaded with Bo Nian on Yu Chu's behalf: "Waaah, bro, Bo Nian's so in love with you he's gone crazy. Please give him a chance!"
Everyone in the entertainment industry knew Bo Nian was head over heels for Yu Chu. Only Yu Chu thought the man was genuinely out of his mind.
Bo Nian gazed smugly at Yu Chu's slightly rounded belly. In reality, Yu Chu had just developed a little paunch from being fed too much. At his wit's end, Yu Chu dragged him into the only bathroom without a security camera. "Did you read the script for my new drama?!"
In the family melodrama Yu Chu was about to film, the shou is deeply in love with the gong's older brother and dresses as a woman. But he accidentally has a one-night stand with the gong, then pretends to be pregnant and keeps dressing as a woman.
The two of them were at it in the bathroom for ages. When Yu Chu finally came out, his lips were red and swollen.
The eagle-eyed CP fans: "Waaah, who said they don't get along? Yu Chu and Bo Nian are the best!"
That night, Yu Chu came out of the shower bundled up. A women's nightgown landed on his head. Bo Nian smacked his butt. "How did you seduce me back then? Have you forgotten your roots?"
*Love at first sight from the gong, 1v1, HE, both are virgins
Synopsis written on July 15, 2021, screenshot saved.
Theme: Love is the best medicine for healing illness.