You downloaded a single-player game.
Set in a spacefaring world, it was an open-world game where every decision required a dice roll, making it wildly unpredictable. The character you created would land in the most remote region, dressed in rags and enjoying a disastrous start from the start.
As an ultimate devotee of character customization, you browsed the options and downloaded an "Winged Creature" mod for now. After randomly generating a nickname, you entered the game,
then discovered that your randomly generated appearance was a full 99, while your intelligence was only 1.
You: ?
So, as someone with a severe intellectual disability, how are you supposed to survive on a garbage planet?
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One day, the people of the garbage planet happened to discover a strange girl named Aretosa nearby.
She was stunningly beautiful, with a mysterious aura surrounding her, but she wasn't the brightest. It seemed she'd been abandoned here, and was about to be killed without a trace beneath the enemy's ironclad warships.
When the starships lined the sky and the planet was about to be razed, Aretosa, who had just taken an aptitude test and been thoroughly branded useless, somehow appeared in the middle of the battlefield.
Wings of pure form unfurled behind her, and a terrifying pressure descended from the heavens.
She merely lowered her eyes and folded her hands over her chest, softly calling out to her "mother"
Let the gods' wrath scour the land, and golden flames burn across the heavens. Whoever points their cannons at me will lie dead for a thousand miles, without leaving a single scrap behind.
When the enemy fleet was wiped out, Aretosa, a human-shaped planet buster, landed lightly on the ground, a pure smile still on her face.
Even as evil thoughts surged behind her and rivers of blood flowed.
Behind the screen, the player, who had just created an evil god, nodded with satisfaction. Sure, her intelligence was a little low, but she came with the legendary trait of divine descent!
See the evil god squad behind her? Don't worry about it. That's what she traded her intelligence for.jpg
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Later, when talking about Aretosa, people across the stars often sighed:
A high-IQ criminal is certainly terrifying,
but if you're facing a planet buster who can't understand a word you say... well.
All you can do is pray for yourself. Smile.jpg
#The kid is dumb, but the kid is strong#
Reader's guide:
As the title says, this is a completely irrational, chaotic player. My take on a certain character type (?). Anyway, she's a descendant of an evil god, the king of kings, an apocalypse-level calamity, desu. Contains multiple role-playing elements. The author's tastes are lowbrow and their prefrontal cortex is damaged. This is just a power fantasy with no profound themes, so please don't expect anything from a pitiful idiot. Thank you, thank you.
Might try writing it as a dice-driven story. The main text is in third person, with my own flavor of religious-proselytizing power fantasy.
Archived on 2024.10.8, complete blurb archived on 2025.2.2
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