My first novel, with plenty of potential landmines. Read with caution.
CG's new jungler, Leng Huanhuan, is sweet-looking and adorable, but a total airhead.
CG captain and star player Lin Yuzhi shot to fame at a young age. She's aloof and tsundere, and a tyrant on the team.
With their top-tier looks and skills, this mid-jungle duo soon gained plenty of shippers after they started playing together.
However, Leng Huanhuan is everyone's favorite in the league, but she and the team tyrant just can't get along. This has the shippers tearing their hair out.
The shippers at the start of the season:
"Captain, stop scolding her! Your wife is going to run off with someone else!"
The shippers later in the season:
"Sister Huan, stop hitting her! You're going to break your wife's legs!"
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At the start of the season, a GIF of Leng Huanhuan farming onstage with one hand while unfastening her bra with the other went viral, sparking a public outcry.
The incident was so damaging that professional players were all forced to attend the league's image-management class.
At the class, the CG players huddled miserably in the back row. The AT mid laner in front of Leng Huanhuan insisted on turning around to tease her.
"Airhead... Uh, Huanhuan, were you uncomfortable there while playing?"
Leng Huanhuan fell silent, but Lin Yuzhi tossed her team jacket over.
"I already bought her the right bra size. You can shut up now."
Reader's guide:
1. Esports competition and romance are equally important.
2. Neither storyline goes smoothly.
3. Game champions and gameplay are lifted directly from League of Legends. Game mechanics and tournament formats serve the plot and may differ from reality. Set in the S10 season.
4. There are no real-life inspirations.
Blurb for You Can Eat Me Now [Esports]:
After the World Championship, Wen Yuyu added another memorable line to her list of humblebrags:
"How does it feel to win the world championship? Well... it's a pity, I guess. A pity I didn't compete last year, or we could've won then."
The Korean home crowd booed.
Wen Yuyu was speechless. She'd meant every word, but somehow ended up humblebragging again.
The home crowd's pride needed restoring, and someone had to rescue the awkward atmosphere. The microphone was passed to Ning Zhou.
The Korean host looked expectant. "As the undisputed best support in the world, have you faced any difficult moments over the years?"
Was it a former teammate's retirement? Failing to make the finals two years ago? Or... losing badly to the Korean team last year?
Ning Zhou replied calmly, "Yes. During last year's transfer window, Yuyu deleted me."
"Otherwise, we could've won last year."
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After the victory banquet, Wen Yuyu and Ning Zhou returned to the hotel first.
The streetlights stretched their shadows side by side. The air was filled with the scent of flowers, and being alone together after the tournament felt rather sweet.
Then Ning Zhou suddenly said, "When the host asked you a question, couldn't you have given a diplomatic answer?"
Snapped out of the flirtatious mood, Wen Yuyu felt rather put out and answered curtly, "I'm honest. I don't give evasive answers."
"So you're that honest..."
Ning Zhou's foxlike eyes swept over her as she smiled and asked, "Then do you like me?"
Wen Yuyu: ...?
A smug, socially awkward heroine who doesn't know it x a scheming, highly intelligent hero
Carry-position heroine x support-position hero
Theme: Never give up on the spirit of competition
Help, it would be great if the male protagonist was a master. I love you Gentle Country.
Help, can we really not let Zhao be the male protagonist?
My mind is filled with the game. Don't talk nonsense before the game. Thank you. I'm King Jiji.
Why is Fang Gou really sour?
Hahahahahahaha
Lao Zhao: Then you can't win the championship
Wow, is this your first time writing? It's amazing. When I look at your book, it doesn't feel like I just wrote it. Come on! Looking forward to your next novel.
Master and apprentice are really sweet
After watching it, I feel like the male protagonist is like an old man, with a mentality that he will be fucked, and his disadvantage is Sima's face.
Alas, mark it, I can't stand it anymore. I really like the subject matter and the heroine. I can't stand the terrible male protagonist. He is purely self-motivated, steals the center, and is self-righteous. The arrogant and venomous person is cute, but being a bad person and being self-motivated is pure lowliness. I don't give the heroine a chance, I look down on the heroine, and I feel that I am simply too good. When I encountered such a mid laner while playing games, I just wanted to block him and report him, and he really got angry. He doesn't deserve [split]
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the interaction between the two of them is so fun
Help, it would be great if the male protagonist was a master. I love you Gentle Country.
Help, can we really not let Zhao be the male protagonist?
My mind is filled with the game. Don't talk nonsense before the game. Thank you. I'm King Jiji.
Why is Fang Gou really sour?
Hahahahahahaha Lao Zhao: Then you can't win the championship
Wow, is this your first time writing? It's amazing. When I look at your book, it doesn't feel like I just wrote it. Come on! Looking forward to your next novel.
Master and apprentice are really sweet
After watching it, I feel like the male protagonist is like an old man, with a mentality that he will be fucked, and his disadvantage is Sima's face.
Alas, mark it, I can't stand it anymore. I really like the subject matter and the heroine. I can't stand the terrible male protagonist. He is purely self-motivated, steals the center, and is self-righteous. The arrogant and venomous person is cute, but being a bad person and being self-motivated is pure lowliness. I don't give the heroine a chance, I look down on the heroine, and I feel that I am simply too good. When I encountered such a mid laner while playing games, I just wanted to block him and report him, and he really got angry. He doesn't deserve [split]
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the interaction between the two of them is so fun