[Western Crossover] Is the Witch Up to No Good Today?

Also known as The Witch Decides to Die Today Everyone knows witches are the embodiment of immortality. But eternal life has never been a blessing to them. It's a curse. When they learn from Hell of a way to end their endless lives, they all decide to go there and die. Then they discover they've been tricked by the devils yet again. Can anything that comes out of Hell be trusted? No! - Witch of Deception: "Perhaps... you'd like to have my heart?" Superman: "..." No, thank you. Witch of Hypocrisy: "I heard you have a magic-based teammate who can slay evil beings. Could you introduce me to them?" Batman: "..." I need to find a way to keep Constantine out of Gotham. Witch of Greed: "I can help you test your new armor. Don't you want to see just how powerful its palm cannons are?" Iron Man: "..." If I take two diamonds right now, how long will that keep her attention on me? Fallen Witch: "I just want to sleep. Who was it that threw me into the human world in the first place?" Jason: "You can sleep now too. Go ahead." He gently strokes her hair. Maps loaded: Little Gotham - Second Robin (√) Sugar and Sunshine - Superman (√) Black and the City - Batman (√) Peaceful New York - Little Spider (√) New York Holiday - Iron Man (√) Bad Luck - Curly-Haired Detective (√) Reader's Guide: #Short-arc format, one witch paired with one superhero #The timeline is dead, so if anything bothers you, escape via the top-right corner #Please stay optimistic about life. This story does not endorse suicide Completed story next door: [Western Crossover] This Villain Has Nothing to Say Theme: Meeting you in the beginning, giving you everything that's best