When Daoist Shi Ye learned he had only one year left to live, he decided to descend the mountain, eliminate demons, defend the righteous path, and save the people.
He didn't save the people, but he did save a completely inexplicable young man.
From then on, the taciturn Daoist Shi Ye had a super-chatty companion.
"Hey, when are we eating?"
"Hey, my clothes are torn!"
"Hey, when are you finally coming with me?"
At last, Shi Ye could take no more. "What exactly do you want?"
The young man flashed a radiant smile. "To ensnare your soul and spirit, and go to the underworld together."
Bai Xuan is 600 years old and the youngest, most promising Black Impermanence in the underworld.
He only needs to collect one more soul to get a glorious promotion.
But why does this soul have to be a stinking Daoist, and such a difficult one at that?
He has tried every trick in the book, but the Daoist refuses to go with him. It's an insult to his professional abilities!
But when he angrily runs off to confront the stinking Daoist, the man actually says, "My soul was taken by you long ago."
A serious Daoist who eliminates demons and defends the righteous path, top, VS a chatty, hard-working ghost official who runs rampant in the underworld, bottom.
P.S. This is the story of Bai Xuan and Hei Ye's first meeting. It's a sweet treat
An old author, with my neck, shoulders, back, waist, and hips all battered from the writing grind. There's also a mythical beast at home howling for help with its homework. For now, I'll update six days a week and rest one.
Updates Monday through Saturday at 7:00 p.m. Sunday is a rest day.
Coming soon: You Have Money, I Have a Knife
Female lead's version:
Lin Suian transmigrated. On her first day, she was forced to break off her engagement and became the other woman.
Lin Suian: Got it! An ancient household-intrigue plot!
On her second day, she discovered that her golden finger was completely useless.
Lin Suian: Well, would you look at that! An infinite-leveling plot?
On her third day, she was attacked.
Lin Suian: Ow, ow, ow... Could this be a martial-world revenge plot?
On her fourth day, she was framed for murder.
Lin Suian: Heh. (Lies flat.) It must be a mystery-investigation plot.
A month after transmigrating, Lin Suian met the legendary flamboyant young master and wastrel...
Lin Suian: Well, I'll be! So this is "Conan's Here"!
Male lead's version:
Hua Yitang, Jiangnan's top young master and wastrel, suddenly became an official and solved several cases that shocked the court. His admirers came in such numbers that they nearly trampled the Hua family's threshold, all clamoring to learn Lord Hua's secret to fame.
Hua Yitang lounged on a daybed, waving his fan. "Eat dog shit."
His friends were in an uproar: If you won't tell us, fine, but why insult us?
"It's naturally because I'm lucky," Hua Yitang said with a smile that showed his gritted teeth. "Wherever I go, someone dies."
The CP version:
When an unlucky female lead meets a male lead with Conan's knack for attracting disasters, two negatives make a positive, and anything is possible.
[An unlucky assassin who accidentally becomes the team's fighter] x [A handsome wastrel who goes astray and becomes a detective]
Theme: Life is precious, but love is even more precious.
There is no one among my top ancient movies! ! I am willing to follow you forever! Please, can you please open another copy of Danmei [crying]
I love this article so much. I have reread it many times. I really like this elegant writing style. The characters of Gong Shou also make me cute [shy][shy]
Mo Xin, please write more about pure love, I can do anything woo woo woo
My ancient TOP! ! !
In the midst of the book shortage, let's review it again
It's super good-looking. Everything written in big letters is so good. I just finished watching Lin Sui'an and Hanashiro! ! Get ready to see Grandma Land! ! !
Hey, it's April, it's time to open a new trap~
Congratulations on the completion! I really need to praise you for persisting! After all, Bai Yutang was buried in the tunnel for so long~
Finished spreading flowers! ! Does the appearance of the protagonist in the next book mean that Bai Xuan and Hei Ye will also have roles in the next book? Looking forward to the next one! ! ! ! !
There is no one among my top ancient movies! ! I am willing to follow you forever! Please, can you please open another copy of Danmei [crying]
I love this article so much. I have reread it many times. I really like this elegant writing style. The characters of Gong Shou also make me cute [shy][shy]
Mo Xin, please write more about pure love, I can do anything woo woo woo
My ancient TOP! ! !
In the midst of the book shortage, let's review it again
It's super good-looking. Everything written in big letters is so good. I just finished watching Lin Sui'an and Hanashiro! ! Get ready to see Grandma Land! ! !
Hey, it's April, it's time to open a new trap~
Congratulations on the completion! I really need to praise you for persisting! After all, Bai Yutang was buried in the tunnel for so long~
Finished spreading flowers! ! Does the appearance of the protagonist in the next book mean that Bai Xuan and Hei Ye will also have roles in the next book? Looking forward to the next one! ! ! ! !
Woooooooooooooooooooooooo