I Can't Be This Unlucky Forever

[Currently updating sporadically] Transmigrating into a Japanese high school girl is bad enough, and Saito Kaori just wants to live a peaceful life. But the pile of buffs she's saddled with won't let her. Her parents worship a certain blond vampire, her family has been running scams for generations, and the JK she's become is a heretic. Worst of all, something has been implanted in her head, ordering her to get close to the blond vampire's enemy and wait for a chance to kill him. When Saito Kaori sees her 195-centimeter-tall target, he's beating up delinquents in an alley. She looks at the hand that could smack her head right off her shoulders, then at the thing behind him that looks like a guardian spirit. Saito Kaori gives it some serious thought. "He's so handsome, like the invincible protagonist of a story. Maybe I should just team up with him?" Reading notes: 1. Soul transmigration. She's a beautiful, gentle girl. 2. The world is mainly JoJo's Bizarre Adventure; other settings are just supporting elements. 3. Think it through before adding it. Theme: Face life's difficulties with optimism, and laugh your way to strength.