As July and a half approaches, Jiang Tong has been having nightmares lately.
Night One: My mother passed away and my father was paralyzed in bed.
Father Jiang: Why do you always stare at my legs?
Jiang Tong: Dad, get up and take a few steps so I can take a look.
Father Jiang: ... Are you itchy?
Mother Jiang: Tongtong, do you think your mother is beautiful again today?
Jiang Tong: Mom, I still love you even if you are fat!
Mother Jiang: Now I just want to beat you to death.
Night Two: My brother went to jail to save himself.
Jiang Tong greeted his brother with a complicated expression: Brother...
Brother Jiang: If you don't love me, I have no money, so stay away from me.
Jiang Tong: ... It's because of you that I suspect that I'm thinking about something—! Pooh!
Jiang Tong, a good young man of the new century who grew up under the red flag and was born in the spring breeze, made up his mind to resist superstition!
On the third night, there was a bloody misunderstanding, and they broke up heartbroken. The broken mirror is reunited.
Jiang Tong: I'm just kidding, Young Master Jiang, even if I starve to death, get drunk to death, or jump out of the club, I still can't fall in love with a man!
The door of the club box was pushed open, and a young and handsome face appeared in his sight. The new boy with crooked eyebrows said hello with his lips raised: Hello, Young Master Jiang, I——
Jiang Tong stared with anger, stood up angrily, and shouted: Scumbag! Where to run!
Wen Zhai:? ? ?
The rest of the club:! ! !
Establish a scientific worldview and oppose feudal superstition. Tomorrow I will go to the temple to burn incense sticks!
This article is also known as: "In the dream, I turned into a little pitiful person"
Purpose: Establish a scientific world view and have a correct love