Hearing that the two fathers were getting divorced, six-year-old Linbao ran away from home carrying a small schoolbag. As a result, I accidentally traveled through time...
Little Linbao fell from the sky and discovered that his fathers had become younger and no longer recognized themselves!
At this time, the two dads,
A nymphomaniac who is wandering around the flowers, with evil intentions and no courage, all the big and small female artists,
The other one is still working diligently as a minor player, with the thought that 'maybe one day he will become famous in one fell swoop, marry a rich and beautiful woman and reach the top of his life'!
Linbao was carrying a small schoolbag, his face was stern, and he was tired and speechless: You still call me a cheating son? It's obvious that there are two fathers who cheated on their sons, okay!
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Shen Boyuan: Are you my son?
Liang Zeyu: You are my son!
Shen Boyuan & Liang Zeyu: Fart!
Linbao: I don't want these two dads anymore.
Trying to release a pre-collection - "Revenge against the Wrong Target [Entertainment Circle]"
As July and a half approaches, Jiang Tong has been having nightmares lately.
Night One: My mother passed away and my father was paralyzed in bed.
Father Jiang: Why do you always stare at my legs?
Jiang Tong: Dad, get up and take a few steps so I can take a look.
Father Jiang: ... Are you itchy?
Mother Jiang: Tongtong, do you think your mother is beautiful again today?
Jiang Tong: Mom, I still love you even if you are fat!
Mother Jiang: Now I just want to beat you to death.
Night Two: My brother went to jail to save himself.
Jiang Tong greeted his brother with a complicated expression: Brother...
Brother Jiang: If you don't love me, I have no money, so stay away from me.
Jiang Tong: ... It's because of you that I suspect that I'm thinking about something—! Pooh!
Jiang Tong, a good young man of the new century who grew up under the red flag and was born in the spring breeze, made up his mind to resist superstition!
On the third night, there was a bloody misunderstanding, and they broke up heartbroken. The broken mirror is reunited.
Jiang Tong: I'm just kidding, Young Master Jiang, even if I starve to death, get drunk to death, or jump out of the club, I still can't fall in love with a man!
The door of the club box was pushed open, and a young and handsome face appeared in his sight. The new boy with crooked eyebrows said hello with his lips raised: Hello, Young Master Jiang, I——
Jiang Tong stared with anger, stood up angrily, and shouted: Scumbag! Where to run!
Wen Zhai:? ? ?
The rest of the club:! ! !
Establish a scientific worldview and oppose feudal superstition. Tomorrow I will go to the temple to burn incense sticks!
This article is also known as: "In the dream, I turned into a little pitiful person"
"If you don't pretend to be A, you will be O"
Loya is the most cowardly young emperor in the history of the Sith Empire. In the past, the Minister of Guan Ming held the power, and in the later, the Empress Dowager controlled the government. The future was bleak, and he could be deposed at any time. He was still an omega;
Orlanden has just become the youngest marshal in the history of the Deland Empire. He has a stern face, a beautiful car, great ambition, and a promising future, and he is still an alpha.
Until one day, they drank the wine handed to them by the people closest to them at the same time, and when they woke up——
The innocent and ignorant young emperor suddenly became cold and wise, while the domineering marshal turned into a pretty boy with a playful smile and sweet words? !
People of the Deland Empire: Yesterday, Princess Mila and Countess Taylor fought again over who Marshal Oran looked at one more time!
Minister of the Sith Empire: Oh my god, it's so scary. Another minister in the parliament today fainted due to His Majesty's cold eyes!
Loya: Listen to me, I have a plan—
Olan: Shut up, be cold, face paralyzed, strong protect shortcomings, marshal attack VS be white on the outside, black on the outside, a wave of kings on the inside
Intention: Love is tolerance and trust, accompanying each other, and finally keeping the clouds clearing and seeing the moonlight!