A Siren, Not a Canary

Jiang Yan is a little sea demon. Given the free-spirited nature of his kind, the little sea demon had to crawl ashore and find himself a long-term meal ticket. He's a simple little sea demon who thought one man was enough. He never expected his big brother to have seven or eight! So Jiang Yan took another look at his own long-term meal ticket and somehow started feeling like it wasn't enough anymore (hand over mouth). Honestly, what bad intentions could a little sea demon possibly have? :D He'd only had a slightly treasonous thought, that's all. * Zhou Chongning took in a man, a little lover he'd picked up from the sea. The guy was a bit dim, had a serious case of getting lost, stumbled when he walked, wouldn't eat fish or shrimp, and liked to dive into the water and blow bubbles. Best of all, his little lover was obedient and well-behaved, and never caused him any trouble. President Zhou was very satisfied, and kept him for seven years. Everyone said President Zhou was a scoundrel for luring a mentally challenged, simple-minded fool into bed. Sooner or later, he'd be struck by lightning and get what was coming to him. When the mentally challenged, simple-minded Jiang Yan happened to hear this, he got so angry he started cursing. But he got carried away, fell down the stairs, and damaged his brain. The old Jiang Yan: knew exactly where he stood. The new Jiang Yan: had no clue. He volunteered to take a quiz for his eight-year-old uncle and scored exactly 59. The boy cried his eyes out the night he got his report card. Longing for freedom, he went out to party at a nightclub, got lost in less than ten minutes, couldn't even find the club, and ended up being escorted home by the police on an anti-prostitution sweep. He went looking for a job to earn some pocket money and nearly got conned into joining a pyramid scheme. ...Jiang Yan was dejected. What could he do to prove he wasn't a little idiot? Legend says sea demons sing bewitching songs to lure sailors to their deaths. But one unconventional branch of sea demons is an endangered species, with only three left in the entire clan. Every last one is an idiot who does nothing but stupid things. They're especially good at living off others and playing the kept man. - President Zhou's diary. ##A restrained, cold-hearted scum gong who can't get love x a carefree, good-natured, soft and gentle little sea demon. Reader's guide: 1. Everyone knows A Jin is the harmonious Jinjiang, so we don't do harem relationships. We stand proudly by 1v1. 2. The gong has to chase his wife. He acts like a jerk early on, then turns into a crazy, devoted lapdog. Theme: You may be a little slow, but in someone's eyes, you're the smartest of all.