Master's Wife, Your Husband Is Afraid of Heights. Take It Slow!

Once upon a time, there was a mountain. On the mountain was a nunnery, and in the nunnery, an old nun was telling a young nun a story:

Once upon a time, there was a girl who was clever, beautiful enough to outshine the moon, and so stunning that she could topple kingdoms. She had bright eyes and pearly teeth. She fell in love with a man so ugly, vulgar, and despicable that he was an eyesore, but he didn't love her. Heartbroken, the girl cried, “I'm so wonderful! Why doesn't he love me?”

Young nun: Master, why would such a beautiful woman fall for such an ugly man?

Old nun: Because she's blind.

Just then, a handsome man came flying over on his sword.

Man: Darling, had enough fun? Come home with me.

Old nun: Go home with your ass! Get back to reflecting on your behavior.

The man picked up the old nun and flew away on his sword.

Young nun: Mistress, Master is afraid of heights! Go slower!

First, the past, then the present.

P.S. The old nun isn't actually old, she's just pretending. The man is over a thousand years old.

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