I'm a Sub, and I Can Fake It [Book Transmigration]

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Everyone who knows Song Hanzhang knows Chun Leshui, who used underhanded means to become his lover. Everyone thinks Chun Leshui is a dodder vine clinging to Song Hanzhang, with no dignity or backbone.

Even Song Hanzhang loathes him.

Until one day, Song Hanzhang brings his lover home and sees Chun Leshui's beautiful face turn deathly pale. After a long moment, Chun Leshui chokes out, "Hanzhang, please don't do this at home..."

[Holy crap, this pretty little thing with this bastard is such a waste!]

Song Hanzhang, who had been planning to humiliate Chun Leshui: "???"

Chun Leshui covers his mouth with a trembling hand, looking on the verge of tears. His voice is hoarse as he says, "Hanzhang, do you really have to humiliate me like this?"

But what Song Hanzhang hears is: [Damn! His little lover is so hot! I want to bang him!]

Song Hanzhang: "???"

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Only after Song Hanzhang can hear Chun Leshui's thoughts does he realize that everything Chun Leshui shows on the outside is an act. He says "I love you" aloud, while cursing him as a total idiot in his head.

"Darling, I really love you. Please don't leave me."

[Ugh.]

"Hanzhang, you seem to have trouble sleeping lately. Have some warm milk. It'll help you sleep."

[Drink it and I'll secretly kill you. One sip, and you won't live to see tomorrow's sun.]

"Hubby, you're amazing."

[Amazing my ass. Damn, what a waste that my acting skills aren't winning me an Oscar.]

Song Hanzhang: Fuck!

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Chun Leshui transmigrates into a novel about a scum gong and his tragic lover, becoming the miserable shou.

According to the plot, the scum gong will torment him again and again. The System promises that if he completes the plot once, he can get away from the scum gong and gain his freedom in the second round.

For the sake of the scum gong's handsome face, Chun Leshui diligently plays the miserable lover.

Then he notices that the scum gong's gaze is getting stranger and stranger.

Chun Leshui: [This idiot dog has been an idiot for more than just a day or two.]

Song Hanzhang, sitting across from him, snaps a chopstick clean in two.

Delicate, soft, beautiful miserable lover who turns the tables (Chun Leshui) x Scum gong with a slightly faulty thought process, a huge cock, and lousy bedroom skills (Song Hanzhang)

[Reading Guide]

#Role reversal, role reversal, role reversal! Roughly the first 70% has Song as the gong, and the last 30% has Chun turn the tables. Please avoid if that bothers you.#

#Chun is the main viewpoint character. Whether you consider this gong-oriented, shou-oriented, or mutual, that's up to you.#

#Not sexually pure, not sexually pure, not sexually pure. Song has countless partners while he's a scum gong, a real old scumbag. Purity fans, beware.#

#The characters' values do not represent the author's, and please don't blame the author for their actions! Feel free to curse the scumbag, but don't curse the author.#

#Thanks for reading, and enjoy!#

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Coming soon: "Evil God Initialization"

Xiao Yuzhou was born in the primordial age, the king of evil spirits who fought his way out of an ancient battlefield. Yet he died in a long-planned demon-slaying campaign.

When he opens his eyes again, he has been reborn thousands of years in the future.

Disaster has swallowed the world. Living things have mutated, corpses litter the land, and fragile humans have become the most delicious food to mutated monsters.

A woman with a neck covered in tentacles;

A spider with a human face;

A butterfly with eyes all over its wings;

An unknown wildflower that sticks out its tongue to lick its fangs;

Every corner of this bizarre world is adorable, perfectly suited to the taste of Xiao Yuzhou, an evil god.

His start is less than ideal, though. He has been reborn in a frail, sickly body with no awakened powers, and even a short walk could make him cough up blood.

Xiao Yuzhou: "..."

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Coming soon: "The Idol's Persona Seems a Little Off"

Four years ago, Xu Zhiren was a fan of an idol.

It was the darkest period of his life, and the young idol had only just debuted.

Xu Zhiren bought albums and went to fan signings, watching the idol gain more and more fans with his own eyes.

But one day, he began to feel that the idol seemed to dislike him. The idol was still the same, but he no longer smiled at Xu Zhiren and even refused to shake his hand.

Xu Zhiren had no idea whether he had done something wrong, but he immediately stopped being a fan.

Goodbye is goodbye. The next one will be even sweeter.

Four years later, Xu Zhiren is invited to appear on a variety show as a civilian guest.

By sheer coincidence, the idol he used to follow, now a music superstar, is one of the regular guests.

On the first day of filming, Xu Zhiren reaches out to greet him. "Hello."

The superstar idol glances at him indifferently. "Mm."

Even the staff ask him halfway through filming whether he did something to upset Teacher Chi.

Xu Zhiren thinks it's a good question. He'd like to know, too.

A few days later, the drunk "young idol" corners him in a blind spot between cameras. Red-eyed, he calls Xu Zhiren a little liar, his voice plaintive and hoarse. "You said you'd always like me. Do you like someone else now?"

Theme: Treat others with sincerity, and they will respond in kind.