Thanks for asking. I'm Godzilla, and I'm taking a vacation between world-ending events.
I woke up in a strange place and, startled, smacked apart one of those things called airplanes with my tail. As a result, a bunch of people of unknown identity immediately surrounded me.
Godzilla: ? What's going on? Never seen the chosen one of the apocalypse before? Let me tell you, Cthulhu next door is my buddy.
News of a monster appearing in Yokohama spreads everywhere. When the Ability Special Affairs Division arrives, they find only a black-haired man sitting in a police station, slurping noodles.
Godzilla: Slurp, slurp. This ramen is great. Can't let my occupational hazard get the better of me. First things first, fill my stomach.
[Airplane Explosion Incident] Suspect Information
Name: Godzilla
Age: Unknown (he claims he's at least hundreds of millions of years old)
Ability: Unknown. Can transform into a gigantic monster in an instant.
Ability threat level: Natural disaster
According to rumors, after Port Mafia executive Dazai Osamu defected, boss Mori Ogai personally went to Yokohama Prison and paid an astronomical bail to release a new executive candidate.
Godzilla: Thanks for asking. I just got out of prison and signed an employment contract. This looks like a shady company, but they have a blonde loli I can inhale, so I might consider working for another hundred years.
At first, he thought his new coworker would help ease his workload. But on their second day working together, Nakahara Chuuya suddenly felt something was off.
He'd only meant to intimidate the enemy. Now, staring at the enemy headquarters reduced to rubble, the boy turns to look at the man behind him, who is whistling.
Godzilla: Thanks for asking. I didn't mean anything by it. My occupational hazard just kicked in.
Nakahara Chuuya: Speak like a normal person.
Godzilla: It's nothing. I just really felt like destroying a world for fun.
Theme: An apocalypse-bringing boy is partying online.