[Harry Potter] You Know Nothing About the Power of Luck

What's it like to be a traditional Chinese person and receive an acceptance letter from a foreign magic school? West Carp, Not a Fat Fish: Thanks for the invitation. I'm at Hogwarts, just out of Platform Nine and Three-Quarters. I'm in Gryffindor, so I'm staying anonymous in case the Head of a neighboring House takes points off us. I'm a traditional Chinese person with no foreign relatives going back three generations, and I got my Hogwarts letter when I was eleven. I'm about to graduate now. Headmaster Dumbledore was my guide when I first arrived, The Chosen One is my boyfriend, and I have friends across all Four Houses. Once we've beaten No-Nose, I'll take my boyfriend home to meet my parents. In my first year at Hogwarts, I pulled the Headmaster's beard right in front of him and stepped on No-Nose's face. In my second year, I blew up the Chamber of Secrets with friends from my House and the one next door. In my third year, I knocked out the Head of the neighboring House to save the godfather of The Chosen One, who wasn't my boyfriend yet. *Just to be clear, everyone keeps calling me the boldest girl at Hogwarts, but that's completely wrong. I'm only, at most, the third boldest. But I am the luckiest person in the whole school, right? Nobody disputes that, do they? >>P: The Chosen One is Harry, but they don't get together until fifth year. >>The setting has been heavily altered, and there are many original details, including all sorts of magical elements, original characters, and romance between major characters. >>The protagonist's biggest golden finger is maxed-out luck, but this is a Mary Sue story, so run! >>The protagonist's pairing is the biggest ship-breaker, so there are lots of other pairings broken up in the story too, except for GGAD! >>No arguing or negative ratings. Harry Potter fanfiction is written for love. If you give it a negative rating, don't blame me for being rude. Theme: To fulfill my three dreams of pairing up the twins, getting with Harry, and messing with bratty Draco, I wrote the story I wanted myself.