[Don't buy this!! The author's a piece of trash who abandoned this novel!]
Preorder teaser: The goofy, sweet novel "Our Whole Sect Depends on Me and the Voiceover". After a life-or-death battle against the leader of the righteous path, Yu Chenzi Gu Yuzhi, the Demon Lord Xie Konglin dies and is bound to a System. Her mission is to win over her archenemy, Gu Yuzhi, so she joins his sect. At first, Xie Konglin thinks Gu Yuzhi is a block of wood. No matter how hard she tries, he won't take the bait. As she keeps flirting with him, she realizes there's a white moonlight in his heart, holding a century's worth of longing and devotion. Xie Konglin: Hah, male cultivators. I refuse to believe you can stay faithful to your white moonlight. Gu Yuzhi fights the demoness to the death and loses all his cultivation. Fortunately, his little disciple stays by his side, risking everything to find medicine for her master and defying everyone to keep him in the sect, helping him reclaim his place as the sect's leader. Gu Yuzhi is deeply moved and pours all his affection into his disciple. But she's not satisfied. She waits on him day after day, hoping his loving care will turn into something more. Serving tea, looking after him, asking after his health: she does it all, determined to claim the highest place in Gu Yuzhi's heart. [System Notice: Capture Progress 0%] Exhausted, Xie Konglin says: I'm done pretending. I'll come clean. I'm the Demon Lord who fought you eight hundred times. I've been biding my time for years, and now I'm here to kill you. You old geezer, I hope you don't see your white moonlight for eight hundred years. I don't want you. [System Notice: Capture Progress 100%.]
Preorder novel: "Our Whole Sect Depends on Me and the Voiceover"
Qianqian used to think her sect was a happy, harmonious place, perfect for spending the rest of her life in retirement. Until one day, she heard a strange voiceover.
"The poor little things don't know it yet, but in six months, their sect will be destroyed."
Qianqian: ? Wait, explain that!
With the voiceover following her everywhere, Qianqian learned that she was a supporting character in a book. One day, the heroine would make a dazzling entrance, win the hearts of everyone in the sect, spark a war between immortals and demons, and eventually bring the three realms to ruin.
Her kind and gentle senior sister would grow jealous and turn against their senior brother.
Her respected and beloved master would be rejected, turn evil, and become a demon.
Her adorable, secretly sulky junior brother would give up his heart and lungs to help the heroine ascend.
Qianqian: Terrified.jpg. Pull yourselves together! Didn't we agree to be lazy together and stay by each other's side forever?
Qianqian: So now it's time to roll up my sleeves and save the sect. I'll stamp out every love-struck fool under heaven and expose every fake innocent in the world. When the original heroine joins the sect, all she sees is Senior Sister Qianqian with her arms around the heroine's admirers, having a wonderful time.
After saving the sect, Qianqian finally realizes something is off.
"Um, Voiceover Senior, I think I can lock your consciousness in place."
The old senior who'd been trying to retire after completing his mission: ...Just so we're clear, I'm not that foolish master of yours who peered into the secrets of heaven, realized his future self had a screw loose, and nearly passed out.
Theme: Stay true to your original intentions, and you'll reach your destination.
