[Haikyuu!!] I Want an Ultra-Manly Bottom

This will start much later.

Before reading: Top's POV. Written at an elementary-school level. Extremely OOC. The top really is a womanizer and a scumbag. Pairing undecided.

Blurb 1:

Oda Takuya first realized how incredibly handsome volleyball players were in the summer of 2020.

One sweltering summer day, he got into Haikyuu!!

“Got into it” in the literal sense.

Oda Takuya: Who knew I'd transmigrate right after finishing the final episode?

Blurb 2:

Oda Takuya. Male. Likes men.

He has a periodic case of face-blind attraction, though it varies from person to person.

In short, he likes tall, muscular, handsome, ultra-masculine bottoms.

As everyone knows, Haikyuu!! is packed with all kinds of ultra-masculine men.

Wakatoshi Ushijima, Kuroo Tetsurou, Tōru Oikawa, Miya Osamu...

Oda Takuya: Thanks to transmigrating, I get to live out my dream of being a womanizer.

Theme: I love getting things for free.