On How to Raise a Dazai

Dazai's Growing-Up Handbook, also known as A Guide to Raising Dazai the Cat

Rule One: Crab and bandages are his favorites. Keep your distance when feeding him.

Rule Two: The kitty is gloomy and likes to act out. He lacks a sense of security, so give him plenty of company and affection.

Rule Three: He's clingy, willful, and a total drama queen. He likes to spew dark thoughts, so pay close attention to his moods.

Rule XX: He's a coward, but he's also a wonderful child, just like a god.

Note: Raising him must never, ever, ever be abandoned halfway. Important things need to be said three times!!! Or else... (Look at the expression and figure it out for yourself.jpg)

*Characters are out of character, so ignore the logic.

*Limited writing ability and plenty of headcanons. Read with caution.

*Pairing: Dazai. Yes, that bandage-wearing gremlin.

Theme: Hope and salvation have always gone both ways. We grow together through the years.