Sweet Douban

Ji Wei stopped in front of Zhou Chuan, panting. "Zhou Chuan, are you an idiot or what?"

Zhou Chuan: "Lots of people have called me weird, but you're the first to call me an idiot."

Ji Wei: "If I could, I'd stay away from you. I'm afraid that being near vermilion turns you red, and being near ink turns you black."

Zhou Chuan: "Personally, I think those eight characters are a compliment."

Theme: Just that one sentence dispelled all the gloom of the first half of my life and made up for everything I had missed.