[Blurb is provisional; will revise xxx]
Pretend schemer, real goofball, busty, brainless shou x Pretend icy beauty, real black-bellied, gorgeous big sister gong
Jiang Wannan has loved Zhao Beisheng for six years, from high school through college. When Zhao Beisheng xxx, xxxx; when Zhao Beisheng xxx, xxxx. Jiang Wannan has been careful, obedient, and sensible for twenty years, but none of it could compare to Zhao Beisheng saying, “Will you stay with me tonight?” Even knowing that Zhao Beisheng had someone else in her heart, Jiang Wannan willingly believed the tender words Zhao Beisheng whispered to her.
Wait! That’s the wrong script──
That’s what would have happened if a certain D-list starlet hadn’t transmigrated into the book and become the heroine, Jiang Wannan. But the money-grubbing, miserly little starlet doesn’t see the story that way.
Let’s be honest: apart from her deceptively innocent face and outstanding grades, Jiang Beisheng is useless. Especially since she’s broke. How could she think she was good enough to use the starlet as a substitute? The starlet may be a nobody, but she can’t lower her standards that much.
So the starlet sets her sights on the wealthy beauty Xu Xiyuan, her roommate
Xu Xiyuan is A University’s campus belle. She has a cool, striking look, a stunning figure, and was admitted with a generous donation. They say her family paid to build the new gymnasium. On top of that, Xu Xiyuan has won countless honors, so many that the starlet can’t even recognize their names.
Perfect. She’s the one!
The starlet gleefully starts making a habit of clinging to her rich roommate:
“Sister Xiyuan, your clothes are so pretty. They suit your vibe so well~”
“What vibe?” (Xiyuan-style indifference)
“The vibe I like~”
“...”
“Sister Xiyuan, you’re amazing. You won the national scholarship again this year~”
“What’s there to envy?” (Xiyuan-style disdain)
“Because you’re exactly the kind of person I want to become, Sister Xiyuan~”
“...”
“Sister Xiyuan, Jiang Beisheng is bothering me again...”
This time, before the starlet can sweet-talk her again, everyone sees Xu Xiyuan pick up her phone and dial a number. “Hello, is this the dean? Jiang Beisheng from the College of Science is harassing my girlfriend. Her conduct is unacceptable. Please revoke her scholarship for this year.”
The starlet is just about to happily cling to her sugar mama, but then she realizes there’s a problem with what Xu Xiyuan just said
When did she and Xu Xiyuan get together???
“What, you flirt with me and then try to run?”
“QAQ No, I just wanted to go grab some soy sauce...”
“You’re not going anywhere except my bed.”
“I-I...”
“Don’t call out now. Save it for tonight.”
(Who says north and south are the best match? They say north and south go in opposite directions. Wouldn’t east and west make a better couple?)
Blurb written on August 28, 2020
Theme: Amidst the glitter and bustle of the world, I met you, and wanted to give you a lifetime of tenderness and love.