Treasure your life. Stay away from Aquarians.
Everyone says dating an Aquarius is exhausting. So if two Aquarians date, won't it be like Mars crashing into Earth?
When masters face off, readers, keep your eyes peeled.
Round 1:
"Let's stop contacting each other," Lin Che said in a low voice, his tone unreadable.
Luo Zhi took a sip of her Frappuccino and replied briskly, "Sure. We won't contact each other anymore."
"Fine," Lin Che added.
"Deal. Bye." Luo Zhi tightened her grip on her Frappuccino, stood up, and walked out of Starbucks.
Three days later, Lu Zhimang had dragged Luo Zhi to a karaoke bar, where they were howling their hearts out. Her phone lit up: "Autumn Moon Ellie, don't you want your daddy anymore?" Luo Zhi froze for a moment, then stood up, grabbed her bag, and ran out. Lu Zhimang chased after her and asked where she was going. Without looking back, Luo Zhi waved and called, "The train station!"
Round 2:
Luo Zhi: "Do you regret leaving her in the prime of your life?"
Lin Che: "It breaks my heart just thinking about it. Learn from that: you can't leave me in the prime of your life."
Luo Zhi: "Then should I wait until I'm all skin and bones for you to dump me?"
Lin Che: "But I love you now."
Luo Zhi: "Jerk."
Lin Che: "What do you mean, jerk???... Add a little 'boy' to it, make it cuter."
Luo Zhi: "Fine, as you wish."
Round blah blah...
[Female lead with bipolar disorder, male lead who is a top-tier scumbag, mutual salvation]
Theme: The world has never lacked people who are "crazy". What it lacks are people who can hold you close and say, "Your dirty, sensitive, cowardly thoughts are so adorable."
