Shao Nian, a former forensic pathologist, is inexplicably dragged into a deadly game where every round is fraught with danger.
But there's one lunatic who somehow turns horror games into comedies with his bizarre way of thinking.
Shao Nian has never been good at dealing with such an unpredictable person, but the other guy just has to lust after his body.
From then on, Shao Nian never has another peaceful day...
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Shao Nian: "What ability did the System give you?"
Ye Yu: "My ability is to turn you into a magical girl, but in the literal, physical sense."
Shao Nian: "Then I'll be able to use magic?"
Ye Yu: "No, but you'll be wearing a magical girl's dress."
"..."
Shao Nian says nothing and coolly looks around.
Ye Yu asks, puzzled: "What are you looking for?"
"A magic wand I can swing." With that, Shao Nian grabs the vacuum cleaner nearby.
Ye Yu: shocked.jpg
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During alliance negotiations, Shao Nian is dressed in a suit and exudes an imposing presence.
But one particular person refuses to behave. He sprawls across the sofa, then brazenly drapes his legs over Shao Nian's, single-handedly ruining the serious mood.
Shao Nian keeps a blank expression, raises a hand to smack his leg, and coolly says, "Get off."
To his surprise, the other guy acts offended. "My mouth can go on your mouth, so why can't my leg go on your leg?"
The whole room is stunned.
Everyone: "Who cares if the alliance happens? The ship I ship has to become canon."
---A few things to know before reading---
※ Younger gong, strong leads
※ Plot-driven, funny and ridiculous
※ Infinite-flow
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My other fantasy danmei, The Species Library, is looking for readers. Here's the blurb:
As a lazy reporter, Song Qishi dreads the company's annual physical, especially the blood test. He has three reasons: he's afraid of pain, blood, and the world ending.
Who can blame him? He's a species library.
The complete genomes of every species that exists or has ever existed in the world are stored in his blood.
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He thought he could live a peaceful life like this, but one day, the world suddenly started going wrong...
Smallpox suddenly reappears, a Spinosaurus is spotted in the African rainforest, and an expedition team is attacked by Medusa...
Good grief, has someone blown open the library doors?
Could his power be out of control?
It seems... it really is.
So Song Qishi has no choice but to hunt down every escaped species and bring them back.
And then... this lazy reporter, who was about to get fired, transforms into a brave frontline journalist...
Colleague: "You're so dedicated. You actually dared to get close to Medusa."
Song Qishi: "No, I'm just saving the world."
Wait... Medusa never existed in the first place. Where did it even come from?
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Song Qishi never would have guessed that there was another species library in the world...
Unlike him, the other library preserves monsters that have never existed.
And its owner is none other than Tang Konglin, an utterly unremarkable member of the unnatural phenomena research team whom Song Qishi has always protected.
Most importantly, he's been a fan of this old lazy fish for twenty years.
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A sudden downpour leaves Song Qishi drenched, so he has to stay the night at Tang Konglin's place.
The moment he opens the wardrobe, he rubs his eyes.
Why do these clothes look so familiar?
Tang: "Because whenever I see you wearing something new, I secretly buy the same thing."
Good grief, matching outfits for one...
"But your taste in clothes is so terrible that I've never actually worn any of them."
Song Qishi: Boss Tang, if you have too much money, could you give me some?
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Chased by a monster, the two run everywhere before hiding in a cramped wardrobe.
The monster scratches its head. "This is weird. These two could easily beat me, but they're pretending to be weak and running away."
Tang Konglin: "Your library doesn't meet standards. The doors are wide open, so of course the exhibits are going to escape."
Song Qishi shrugs. "Then what do you suggest?"
Before he can finish speaking, the other man's lips are already closing in...
"Why, let me help you close the doors, of course~"
Theme: Respect every living being and love life.
Smart little bunny... Hahaha
No, I still don't understand why the protagonist wants to go in? Ye Yu is not related to him, so if he goes missing, there is no need to risk everything to find him, right? He still has his parents here! And for this kind of strange thing, I understand that the protagonist may want to find out why, but he can't be reckless. First, he has to investigate Ye Yu in real life, right? You need to discuss it with someone you trust, right? At least you have to collect the information yourself! Entering the game regardless of anything, I think the reason for entering the game is a bit insufficient... This is the foreshadowing... It is better to just let the protagonist enter the game without giving any reason.
I didn't even read the agreement, the protagonist is a bit reckless
It's rare to see a protagonist with both parents in Mugen Stream, and the farewell scene at the police station was also well written. Shaonian still ignored his father's instructions and sat on the life and death gambling table without hesitation. I actually understand the uncontrollable attraction to mysterious and deep things, and the inability to help but want to go deeper into the winding paths. I admire you very much and feel brave. I really like Mugenliu. I feel that this section is quite special and reflects a lot of the protagonist's personality.
Wow, this article was written two years ago, will it be updated now?
Damn, it's so scary. It hurts at 1:30 in the morning.
Emmm I don't know what to say
"Meng" caught a big bug~ dream
I don't understand. Does the protagonist have no temper at all? Why would you want to save someone who wants to kill you? Doesn't it matter if life is threatened?
My wife's writing is very good, but it's a pity that the student party has no money and can't help it.