Originally titled "What to do if you are targeted by the Ghost King"
Luo Yao was an ordinary security guard, and he thought he would spend his life in an ordinary way. Until after his birthday half a year ago, he suddenly encountered something strange.
For example, after finishing the night shift, he was wondering where to go for a late-night snack, and met a woman without eyes who kept asking him for directions. Another example was when he went home at night and passed by the resettlement house, and a kind-hearted aunt always pulled him to introduce him to his wife. Another example was a man with a severed head who followed him and asked him to help find his head...
He thought he was possessed by evil spirits, so he performed many rituals in a month, but the results were useless.
Just as he was thinking hard about where to go, a man wearing ancient robes and long hair caught up with him and told him that he could only save him by sucking his essence.
He thought that was the end of it, but he didn't expect that two senior brothers appeared out of thin air and told him that he had unique bones and extraordinary talents. He was suitable for cultivation and could become an immortal!
Luo Yao:? ? ? ?
Second Senior Brother: Xiaosantu, don't be afraid, use your talents arrogantly! Brother, I will protect you!
Senior Brother: Senior Brother will protect you well! Don't listen to your second senior brother!
Ghost King Wushu: None of them are good people! They all want to suck your cum! Only I can suck it! You are mine!
Luo Yao:? ? ? ?
Two senior brothers: Santu, did you feel a yin energy just now?
Luo Yao took a step back: Believe me, you feel wrong. Real!
Small Theater 1
Luo Yao had an argument with the Ghost King and ran away from home. As a result, he was haunted by evil spirits. Luo Yao shouted into the air: Ghost, something is bullying me!
The ghost king Wushen appeared and swallowed the evil ghost into his stomach. Then he squatted down obediently and looked up at him: Did I behave well just now?
Toolman Evil Ghost:? ? ? ?
Small Theater 2
Luo Yao is angry again
The Ghost King picked up the dagger and was about to carve words on the table to ask for forgiveness...
That table is an antique! Luo Yao shouted in distress: Let go of that table! If anything happens, come to me!
The Ghost King threw away the dagger and was ecstatic: Really? Is it okay to inhale the essence?
Note
1>Overhead, growth-oriented
2>1V1 HE There is no thunder, Shou just wants to live a normal life, but reality does not allow it!
The virtuous, sick, weak and beautiful woman attacks VS the righteous, violent and arrogant woman suffers HE
Purpose: Whether it is an ordinary day or a day that goes to heaven or earth, as long as you live it with your heart, it will definitely be the most exciting.