Angels Are Born in Lima

Lost lamb, deeply closeted homophobic top x a bottom who lies through his teeth and acts as a life coach ** In road-trip romances, the male and female leads are usually bound together for various reasons and set off on a romantic journey. But what if the ones forced together are a homophobe and a gay man?! Because of an unusual wanted poster, bounty hunter Misha has no choice but to set off on a journey with the wizard Eitor. His traveling companion has a captivating complexion and heterochromia, and lips that look incredibly soft... The only problem is, this guy has a dick and he's gay! Misha: Thanks for asking. I'm Russian, and I'm homophobic. This thousand-kilometer journey turns out to be far more eventful than expected. Misha eats, lives, and sleeps alongside a gay man, and through a series of chance mishaps gets caught up in several bizarre cases: a serial killer living in seclusion in a small town, a religious group shrouded in mystery, and an Eastern European gang that treats people like cargo... As the two work together to solve one difficult case after another, their relationship gradually becomes complicated. When they finally reach Miami's brilliant coastline, Misha finds himself utterly disinterested in the bikini-clad girls on the beach. All he wants is to keep gazing into Eitor's black-and-blue mismatched eyes. * A mystery novel, somewhere between the classic puzzle and hard-boiled schools. * Both the top and the bottom have sexual experience, all of it before the story begins. →→→→Coming soon: the interstellar A/B/O pregnancy-and-runaway story, Starsea Battle Chronicles ←←←← 1. As a space pirate, Brittany's first career trophy was a person: a beautiful boy about his own age. The boy had an aristocratic face like a princess in a fairy tale, and long golden hair as radiant as the light of a star. He gently told Brittany his name was Sasha. Brittany nodded emphatically. “Sasha, right? What a lovely name.” As a Beta, Brittany couldn't smell the Alpha pheromones on the beautiful Sasha. He followed the advice of the old lechers aboard the pirate ship, cornered “Sasha” against a wall, and ran his fingers through his hair with what he imagined was effortless charm. “Be my princess. Eat only the good stuff, never suffer.” The Alpha, whose face had been smacked by a flea, screamed in despair. “Get away from meeeee!!!!” 2. As a top-tier Alpha, Sasha couldn't be bothered with Brittany's childish antics. He just treated him like a noisy little animal. Unfortunately, this little savage had grown up aboard a pirate ship and knew next to nothing about the world. He'd learned plenty of dirty talk, but barely understood any of it. For instance, he might say with a perfectly serious expression, “I want to ride you.” Then he'd actually sit primly on Sasha's lap for fifteen minutes, climb off once he got bored, and leave. For instance, he might say with a perfectly serious expression, “I want to sleep with you.” Then he'd use Sasha as a body pillow, nuzzle against him, and soon fall fast asleep, leaving the aroused Alpha questioning his entire life. One day, Sasha finally couldn't take any more teasing and angrily shoved him down. The Beta beneath him had eyes as innocent as a fawn's, and his smooth neck was completely exposed. The Alpha's instincts instantly went out of control. Fangs pierced skin. The bite took hold. Only then did Brittany belatedly realize that “Sasha” was a nickname for Alexander. His full name was Alexander Gustav, Duke of Emerald Star, third in line to the imperial throne. Later, the pirate ship came under attack. Reeking of Alpha pheromones, Brittany drew the pursuers away, while Alexander could only watch helplessly as the escape pod exploded in the sea of stars, his eyes bloodshot with fury. The terrifying mental power of a top-tier Alpha burst forth, enough to take on a thousand armies, but it couldn't bring one person back. 3. After ascending the throne with an iron fist, Alexander changed his profile on the star network to “widowed” and publicly declared at his coronation that he would never remarry. Then, by a twist of fate, the empire's most eligible widower arrived on a remote planet that had nearly been forgotten. The moment he landed, he saw his “dead wife” lounging on the governor's throne, biting into a juicy grape offered by a ravishing beauty. An obtuse official was still busy flattering the governor. “Your Excellency is truly young and promising, and your daughter is so lively and adorable...” With a crack, the emperor crushed the scepter in his hand. Just as Brittany thought he was about to face the emperor's all-consuming fury, Alexander turned and walked away without a word. That night, Brittany saw the emperor in his bedroom, his long hair reattached and a sumptuous court dress draped over him as he sat by the bed, his eyes seductive. “Why were you looking at someone else? Do you think they're prettier than me?” Then he suddenly narrowed his eyes, dangerous and sharp. “By the way, I heard you have a daughter. Who did you have her with?” After three days and three nights, and three changes of bedsheets, the thoroughly satisfied emperor met the legendary “daughter.” Black hair, green eyes, and features exactly like his own as a child. Alexander: ...So I had her with myself. Theme: When faced with setbacks, one shouldn't give up on oneself, but should have the courage to surpass one's limits.