I transmigrated into a book and became the story's number-one villain, the Ninth Imperial Uncle.
As it happens, the book's second villain, who was cast out by the protagonist's family and angrily joined my side, making us a pair of scheming scoundrels,
was my subordinate.
And he looked exactly like the crush I'd fallen for at first sight before I transmigrated into a book.
I had to summon every ounce of professional integrity a villainous boss could muster to stop myself from seducing him.
But after a long heart-to-heart over drinks late one night, when we were both tipsy, I still made the same mistake anyone would...
The next morning, before I could pull up my pants and make a timely escape, my subordinate cornered me at the edge of the bed.
"My lord, how do you plan to deal with your subordinate this time?"
Just as I was at a loss, there was a sudden crash, and everything around us went black.
For some inexplicable reason, I'd been locked in a little dark room.
It was pitch-black inside, except for a faint red glow in one corner. It came from a red lock hanging on the door.
There seemed to be runes on the lock. Looking closely, I saw a line of tiny words appear:
"This chapter exceeds the permitted level of explicit content and has been locked by an administrator."
An hour later, the little dark room opened.
The offending content had been deleted without a trace.
My subordinate withdrew his hands, which had been pinning me against the corner of the bed, and looked confused. "My lord, why are you... in my bed?"
Only Heaven, Earth, me, and the author knew what had happened last night.
Afterward, I didn't learn my lesson.
Instead, I learned how to exploit bugs.
But I keep suspecting the author didn't delete everything.
Otherwise, why does my subordinate look at me as if something is a little... off?
The heroine comes with a built-in Jinjiang Red Lock System! Are you scared yet?
BG, BG, it's BG. I'll say it three times.
The main story is written in third person.
Theme: A tender, passionate love story, brought to you by Jinjiang Literature City
