Xu Hezi, who was always starting stories and never finishing them, gets bound to a Villain Acting System and transmigrates into a book where “literary aura is power, and poetry can slay enemies.”
Her mission is to play the wicked older sister who abuses the male lead from childhood, while her younger brother, who will eventually become a sage and chancellor, is exiled to a foreign land to serve as a foot-washing maid.
But why is her little brother so hopeless? It takes him days just to memorize a poem or gather some literary aura!
Xu Hezi: “No dinner until you've memorized three hundred Tang poems! No dinner until your literary aura can kill a tiger! Why are you crying? Can't you work a little harder and become a Confucian sage soon?”
The future Confucian sage, Ye Konghou, whose fortune had been stolen: “...”
After finally raising her brother to the point where he passed the provincial exam, Xu Hezi thought all she had to do was wait for him to come back and face-slap everyone. Unexpectedly,
She hums a few lines of “Good Days” for villagers hit by a flood, and the skies immediately clear, bathing the land in sunlight.
She sings “Tantan Tetty” for the horse bandits pillaging the city, and the strange, quavering tune leaves them all in a panic, sending them fleeing.
She sings “Let's Drink Away Our Sorrows” for the Turkic envoy who angrily arrives to declare war, and the rising sun and moon witness them raising their cups and burying the hatchet.
Her brother hasn't even finished the imperial exams, but she has already taken her place in the Golden Throne Hall.
The emperor is delighted: “Song Immortal, what wish do you have? I will make it come true.”
Xu Hezi: “Please, please send me to a foreign land to clear the level TAT.”
The great general petitions the court: “I am willing to conquer the entire foreign land for the Song Immortal.”
The dynasty is fictional.
Theme: Celebrate our beautiful land and pray for peace and prosperity.