[Seeking Advance Readers! Your support really matters to a little newbie like me!!!]
[Unconventional Infinite-Flow / Pure Feel-Good Fun / Golden Finger Galore / Logic? What Logic?]
Gu Li was a game beta-test summoner. He retired.
He hadn't even had a few days to enjoy his leisurely life before he discovered that the whole world had changed.
Dungeons full of traps everywhere, monsters from horror movies, and a man smiling at him from beneath a streetlamp late at night...
The entire world had become the public beta zone for that game!
Gu Li remembered all those embarrassing moments from his years in the game's closed beta, when he'd been scared half to death.
Gu Li: I've had it! I can't stand people putting on creepy acts to scare everyone!
So Gu Li made it his mission to turn horror games into live-action situation comedies.
Gu Li's teammates: Confused. I heard this was a horror escape game? Why am I laughing so hard I've got abs now? Hahahahahahaha!
Female ghost: Could you show me some respect? Stop laughing your ass off!
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#Turning Horror Games into Hilarious Comedies#
The hospital lights flickered on and off.
Gu Li felt something swaying above his head, back and forth, brushing against his hair.
He looked up and came face-to-face with a snow-white face.
A pair of tiny toes dangled over his head. The hanged woman stared down at him, the corners of her mouth curling into an eerie smile.
Suddenly, she opened her mouth wide. It was pitch-black inside, and a rotten stench poured out.
Gu Li: Think you can outdo me in the big-mouth department? Devourer, dinner's ready.
Orange cat: Shut up. I'm a mighty little tiger of the mountains!
In the blink of an eye, it swallowed the female ghost whole.
Burp.
The well-fed orange cat rolled onto its back and exposed its belly: Purr, purr. Come pet me and stroke my fur~
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#Turning a Dark Escape Game into a Melodramatic Teen Romance#
The vampire count's manor was pitch-black.
A faint gust of air blew past, and in an instant, a deathly pale face was right up against the player's.
Player: Aaaah!!!!
Before their mouth could open all the way, the scream caught in their throat.
Suddenly, the lights blazed on.
Burial · Dreaming Butterfly · Jeweled Lattice · Blood Night Glaze · Viziya Snow · Love, a dazzling beauty with built-in flashing-light effects, appeared.
Miss Love's hair had seven radiant colors like a rainbow, and her falling tears glittered like jewels.
Gu Li: Miss Love is pretty useful. She's the perfect choice for energy-saving, large-area lighting.
Miss Love suddenly shed jewel-like tears: A little lonely, a little sad, a little melancholy, a little at a loss.
The vampire count said with a blank expression: Please observe noble etiquette while dining. Those who behave rudely will be punished.
Miss Love frowned: Does this princess need you to teach me courtly manners? Elegance is in my very bones!
Teammate: I'm done.
#Turning the Apocalypse into a Dreamy Farm#
#Turning xxx into xxx#
(More worlds and dungeons to be added)
1. The protagonist is Gu Li. Whether there will be a romantic pairing is undecided.
2. I'm still looking for inspiration for other worlds.
3. The mystery-solving elements are undecided. This little newbie probably won't write any, since my brain can't keep up.
Premise: I wrote this novel for two reasons. First, to commemorate the painful experience of hiding under the covers after watching horror movies, too scared to go out and use the bathroom. Second, to give my dear readers who love thrills and horror elements but get nightmares from being scared something fun to enjoy~
