The Useless Beauty Goes Viral Across the Stars

My next novel will be My Secret Identities Are Everywhere in the Cultivation World. If you're interested, please add it to your reading list. * As a teacher at one of the three major mecha academies, Lin Qiansheng is strikingly beautiful but physically frail. He can barely lift a finger, and his mental and physical abilities are worse than those of a disabled person. Everyone looks down on him. No one thinks Lin Qiansheng can pass the academy's notoriously rigorous annual teacher assessment. But when the results came in, everyone was stunned. Not only did Lin Qiansheng pass, his mental strength had shot straight from F to A! The students gossiped among themselves. In the middle of their discussion, someone discovered that frail Lin Qiansheng actually lived outside the city, in the lawless, crime-ridden slums... One day, a popular streamer at the academy brought up the matter. The comments poured in: No way. We don't believe it! So the streamer went to the slums to prove it. Then viewers in the livestream watched as the imperial prince, a top-tier star, a peerless doctor, and a tycoon richer than entire nations emerged from Lin Qiansheng's home one after another, like radishes being pulled from the ground. Fans: "..." Fans: "???" Lin Qiansheng: "..." After the livestream, netizens started digging into Lin Qiansheng's past. How could a useless teacher attract the attention of so many famous bigshots? But the more they dug, the more stunned they became. How did this guy look so much like the legendary figure who was the only person ever to defeat their general?! * The empire's general, Lu Xincheng, has a cold, handsome face. Hailed as the strongest man in the galaxy, he is the dream lover of every boy and girl in the empire. But what breaks their hearts is that Lu Xincheng has a deceased white moonlight in his heart. The boys and girls: We can't beat his white moonlight. QAQ That is, until a reporter arrived in the slums. In a flicker of the camera, Lu Xincheng, the dream lover of every boy and girl, suddenly appeared, hoisted the recently viral Lin Qiansheng over his shoulder, and carried him home without a word. Lin Qiansheng: "..." Everyone: "???" That day, the StarNet crashed. * Lin Qiansheng was once the most mysterious SSS-ranked fugitive on the interstellar wanted list. After he broke someone's heart, he decided he didn't have long to live and disappeared without a trace. Ten years later, he considered himself easygoing, disliked trouble and attention, and only wanted to live out his "later years" as a laid-back pretty face. First, the imperial prince insisted on moving into his dilapidated home. Then a top-tier star singled him out online, insisting on meeting him. Next, a tycoon whose company had created a renowned interstellar game invited him to join the company. And then he became a sensation across the stars. Lin Qiansheng, who only wanted to keep a low profile: "..." Later, a reporter interviewed him: "Mr. Lin, what do you think of your sudden fame?" Lin Qiansheng: "Thanks for asking. I'm about to be buried, so don't summon me." * Later still, someone saw the young man emerge from the general's house, one hand pressed to his lower back and the corners of his eyes flushed. He calmly said, "Buried? What's that? Never heard of it." A few quick notes for readers: 1. The bottom is strong, really strong. This is probably a silly, sweet power fantasy. 2. There are second-chance romance elements~ 3. One-on-one romance. Everyone else is family or friends! 4. Many things are made up. Anything that doesn't make sense is part of the setting (not really). That's all. Enjoy Blurb for the next novel: After completing his mission in a book, Gu Yunyi was reborn in the body of a young man in a tiny sect, with his cultivation completely gone and everyone despising him. The moment he opened his eyes, he heard people talking about one of the secret identities from his mission. On a whim, he went over and said: The Immortal Venerable's disciple you're talking about is me. What's more, I know the Demon Lord and the Demon Emperor. As everyone knows, the Immortal Venerable's disciple once shook the Nine Heavens with a single sword strike and rose to fame throughout the cultivation world. Sadly, fate was cruel to such a genius. He died at the young age of sixteen, a great loss to the cultivation world. The Immortal Venerable's disciple didn't know any Demon Lord or Demon Emperor at all. Hearing Gu Yunyi's nonsense, everyone scoffed. Someone held out a hand and said, "Fine. If you're really the Immortal Venerable's disciple, then pay back the money you owe me, Senior Brother, and Fifth Junior Sister. No problem, right?" At the mention of the debt, the boy's smile froze. Damn, he was in debt up to his ears? * So, to pay off his debts, Gu Yunyi wrote a sensational headline: Cultivation World's Most Secret Truths, Unknown to 99.99% of People. Men Will Go Silent, Women Will Weep! To learn the cultivation world's most secret truths, look forward to: I Can't Escape After the Corrupted Immortal Venerable Takes Me Away, I Faked My Death After Becoming the Demon Lord's White Moonlight, The Domineering Demon Emperor's Runaway Wife Online, and more... When the sect disciples read it, they thought: Senior Brother's not only lost his cultivation, he's gone crazy! The elder who had once believed Gu Yunyi had a bright future sighed: We can't keep this disciple. Later, I Can't Escape After the Corrupted Immortal Venerable Takes Me Away began serialization. Everyone complained about it while still paying to read it. Only after finishing did they realize that the protagonist taken away by the Immortal Venerable was none other than Gu Yunyi, who had always claimed to be his disciple. Everyone laughed and concluded: It's fake. Don't believe it. Still, it's a decent way to kill time. In short, they treated it as a joke and laughed it off. That is, until a cultivation tournament, when Gu Yunyi was forced to use the signature sword strike of the Immortal Venerable's disciple. Only then did someone realize something was off. Damn, could what this guy wrote actually be true? And what about that Demon Lord and Demon Emperor? The onlookers, eager for gossip, followed the trail from Gu Yunyi's youthful nonsense and the stories he had written. As they pieced together the clues, they uncovered more and more, until everyone was dumbfounded. It seemed Gu Yunyi had... more than one identity??? He was the Demon Lord's white moonlight and the Immortal Venerable's cinnabar mole. He was the Demon Emperor's beloved and the blade's edge for a mysterious doctor from the Western Regions. Each identity was inextricably linked to figures who stood beyond the reach of ordinary people in the cultivation world. Before long, the Demon Lord, Immortal Venerable, Demon Emperor, and mysterious doctor all showed up at his door. Gu Yunyi: "..." Well, the similarities between my stories and reality are purely coincidental... Do you believe me? * People know the Immortal Venerable Yuanyue as cool and aloof as the moon, but they don't know that after an endless search, he has long been consumed by inner demons and become gravely ill. Then, a hundred years later, he finally heard news of that person. Beneath the silver moon, a man with frost-white hair trailing to the floor sat before a jade coffin. He opened his eyes and lifted his gaze. Facing the myriad tribulations of heaven, he severed his own soul. No matter the cost, he would find that person. This time, there would be no escape...! Theme: You have to learn to be strong.