Spend Your Ex-Husband's Money and Make Him Weep

Please add my other story, The White Moonlight of Crazy, Obsessive Beauties, to your reading list. Tang Tang transmigrates into a novel as a cannon-fodder supporting female character. She devotes herself wholeheartedly to the male lead, Lu Jinghui, but after he divorces her, he immediately goes on to live happily ever after with the female lead. In the future, she'll be framed for trying to harm the female lead, sent to a psychiatric hospital, and meet a tragic end. When she transmigrates into the story, she's just divorced Lu Jinghui. Lu Jinghui hands her a bank card. "Spend as much as you like. Don't let anyone know we're divorced, and don't get your hopes up about me." He assumes Tang Tang will cry and make a scene, because he knows how deeply she loves him. But... Tang Tang takes the black card, beaming. "You said it. Don't regret it." Lu Jinghui assumes she's just saying the opposite of what she means. * Nobody else knows that Tang Tang has bound herself to a System: [Spend your ex-husband's money to make yourself stronger.] Tang Tang: "Today, I'm clearing out an entire jewelry store." System: [Charm +10.] Tang Tang: "Luxury cars, yachts..." System: [Beauty +10, Acting +10, Esports Skill +10...] Tang Tang: "Keeping a lover." System: [Uh... Debts of Love +1+1+1+1...] An assistant rushes to Lu Jinghui. "Mr. Lu, your wife used your money to star in a web series, and it's become... become a huge hit! Someone in the know has leaked intimate photos of her with a celebrity!" A vein twitches at Lu Jinghui's temple. "It's fine, as long as she's happy." Assistant: "Mr. Lu, your wife joined an esports club. She's playing a match with a bunch of young heartthrobs right now." Lu Jinghui's face darkens. "It's fine, as long as she's happy." Assistant: "Mr. Lu, your younger brother, your nemesis, your childhood friend, and a superstar are all pursuing your wife." Lu Jinghui clenches his fist. They're already divorced, so why does he still feel like he's been cuckolded? * Tang Tang: "What's the point of having an ex-husband when spending his money is so much better?" "What's more expensive than keeping a few cute young men?" All she wants is to use her money to keep a few cute young men. She never expects to catch the eye of a powerful villain. A villain at the top of the business world, who will eventually commit enough crimes to fill half the criminal code, tempts her: "Want me to be your lover?" The superstar puppy she once saved: "Big Sis, keep me! I'm easy to take care of, and I won't cost much!" Her ex-husband's younger brother restrains her wrist and says softly, "Sister-in-law, do you like my brother that much? I'll be his stand-in. Could you try liking me instead?" A rich second-generation heir who was willing to spend six years in prison for her: "I'm not very smart. I'll do whatever you say and listen to you." * Everyone thought Tang Tang wouldn't be able to go on after her divorce. But the one who couldn't go on, kneeling and singing "I Surrender," turned out to be Lu Jinghui. P.S. 1. The female lead is a universal heartthrob who loves a good love-triangle showdown. 2. It's a fluffy wish-fulfillment story. Don't overthink it. 3. This is an absurd, off-the-wall story. Don't connect it to real life. Please add my other story, After the Substitute Comes Back to Life, the Scum Attacker's Torment Begins, to your reading list. Mwah, mwah. Blurb: The young master of the Zhuang family, Zhuang Yuye, is handsome and precious as a jewel. But after his father's mistress becomes the new wife, he is sent back to his hometown, and everyone forgets that the Zhuang family ever had a young master by that name. Fifteen years later, his father brings the newly adult Zhuang Yuye back and uses him as a pawn, "giving" him to Jiang Xiangcheng of the Jiang family in the hope of attaching himself to their power. Zhuang Yuye knows he's nothing more than a toy Jiang Xiangcheng picked up on a whim. He never imagined, though, that the tiny bit of kindness Jiang Xiangcheng showed him was simply because he looked like Jiang Xiangcheng's white moonlight. To keep him by his side, Jiang Xiangcheng forbids him from getting a job, because he doesn't like other people coveting the little pet he keeps. But at a party, after losing a bet, Jiang Xiangcheng tells him to kiss a rich young heir. Afterwards, he grips Zhuang Yuye by the throat and asks whether that man or he is the better kisser. To Jiang Xiangcheng, it's just possessiveness. There's no liking, let alone love. Three years later, Jiang Xiangcheng's white moonlight returns to the country, and Zhuang Yuye receives a divorce agreement. Jiang Xiangcheng: "Sign it, and I'll give you a property in my name. You can live there, but don't get a job, just like before." Zhuang Yuye closes his eyes in pain. Jiang Xiangcheng wants to keep him as a lover, but he's had enough. On the day of the divorce, he sneaks away. He doesn't dare stop, because he can almost hear Jiang Xiangcheng screaming himself hoarse. Jiang Xiangcheng knows the kid who's followed him around since childhood is in love with him. So when he sees the Zhuang family trying to use Zhuang Yuye for a marriage alliance, he agrees without a second thought. The young man has a face almost identical to his white moonlight's, and is even more beautiful, but they are still worlds apart. He never imagined that the Zhuang Yuye who always called him "Big Brother" would actually dare to run away from him. He'll bring him back and make sure Zhuang Yuye never dares leave again. But as time passes, Zhuang Yuye seems to have vanished from the face of the earth. Jiang Xiangcheng can no longer find any trace of him. This becomes his obsession. He locks himself in Zhuang Yuye's room and cuts his own arm with a knife, letting the blood drip onto Zhuang Yuye's bed. "Didn't you hate it when I got your bed dirty?" "Come out already... and curse at me!" A talented designer emerges in Nancheng, and the wealthy wives and young ladies are especially fond of his clothes. At his mother's request, Jiang Xiangcheng hopes the designer will make her a pair of shoes. But when he sees that familiar face, Jiang Xiangcheng feels as if his heart is being torn apart, especially when he sees the terrible scar on Zhuang Yuye's chin. Jiang Xiangcheng wants nothing more than for Zhuang Yuye to return to his side. But he never imagined that his relentless pressure would lead to a terrible mistake. When he sees Zhuang Yuye again, all he sees is a cold corpse. Zhuang Yuye marries Jiang Xiangcheng at twenty-two. At twenty-four, because of Jiang Xiangcheng, he loses the chance to study abroad and his job. At twenty-five, he divorces him. At twenty-eight, his ashes are sent to the Zhuang family. After Zhuang Yuye dies, Jiang Xiangcheng drinks day and night. Then one day, at a banquet, he sees Zhuang Yuye at just eighteen years old. Zhuang Yuye is breathtakingly beautiful, surrounded by admirers. Jiang Xiangcheng hurries over, only to be met with Zhuang Yuye's scorn. "You've got the wrong person." Zhuang Yuye is reborn as the young master of the Wanqi family. The people who once bullied him now kneel and apologize. It turns out getting them to apologize is so easy. P.S. 1. The recipient is reborn, but the pairing stays the same. 2. Other than the author, the author's stories, and the recipient, feel free to insult the scum attacker and the other supporting characters. 3. The recipient is the most beautiful and a universal heartthrob. Theme: Life may not go the way you want, but you can still be the best version of yourself