Jason Todd, once the second Robin and now the big shot Red Hood, is the only magic-adjacent creature in the Batfamily. Today, too, he is suffering and rejoicing over his extraordinary gifts.
1. Little Red Riding Hood's hood: The wearer tends to attract the lustful attention of big bad wolves (perverts), with twice the effect on children.
Damian (blushing with anger): Todd, you're dead!
2. The dwarfs' cottage and axe: A cabin that automatically replenishes its food, and an axe that can chop anything.
Dick shed moved tears over the endless cereal in the little apartment. (Ahem.) "It'd be even more perfect if my staff didn't kill people so easily."
3. Rapunzel's long hair: Magical hair that will never go bald.
Tim (reading in a deadpan voice): Thanks for caring about my hairline, Big Red.
4. The fairy godmother's wand: Turn it into a pumpkin, turn it into a pumpkin, turn it into a pumpkin.
Bruce looked at the Batmobile, Batplane, and Batsuit, now transformed into a pumpkin carriage, a pumpkin plane, and pumpkin clothes, with Batman's disapproving gaze.
...The rest is undecided. Start date unknown.
Theme: A happy Batfamily
