I Refuse to Be the One Left at the Crematorium
我就不火葬场
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 123k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 5y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Decent Top-Dom Stories [Completed Edition]
BL stories from the seme’s perspective that I’ve read, with no major dealbreakers. Some have a seme who pampers the receiver, some are mutually doting, and some have the receiver pampering the seme. I prefer swoon-worthy, strong semes, and can’t stand a seme who gets pushed around or an unchaste receiver. I’ll keep updating this, and only add completed stories.
Top-Led, Bottom Dotes on Top
The gong gets absolutely doted on
My Reading Log
For record-keeping only, not recommendations | Going by my standards across various platforms, my reading list is all about mutual devotion. I prefer strong x strong, but I'm not picky. I like powerful, doted-on bottoms, and hard pass on bottoms who are weak in every way
Pure Love: Top
Quick transmigration, crossovers based on film and TV, and stories where everyone is drawn to the protagonist.
For Personal Use: Charming Top, One Top and Many Bottoms, Pampered Top
For some older books, my ratings are based on what I remember. I don't care about author drama. I have lots of dealbreakers: impure shou, M tops or bottoms, dual X, O tops, doting-wife tops, domineering bottoms, SG.
Top Picks for Seme-Centric Stories
There's so little content that my level of obsession has dropped a bit. Still, I'm basically more into top characters. I never give anything below two stars, so I can't give these five stars either.
Top-Protagonist, Sweet Romance
All fully purchased, shou-led stories. No weak gong protagonists or gong-mommies; gong-mommies, stay away from me... I like strong, swoon-worthy gong protagonists with beautiful, strong shou protagonists. They both need to dote on each other, and the couple should respect one another!
Spoiled Seme
Readable, with decent writing and no major dealbreakers. Quite a few have a weaker gong.
Top-Focused
A top fan who loves stories where the bottom dotes on the top, especially charming, universally adored top characters.
Even After We Part, I Still Look Back a Hundred Times
Gong-centric, completed books that I reread and revisit again and again. The story ends, but the readers remain in the pages. There are many more, but some have been locked, and there's nothing I can do about that.
For Fans of Top-Only Stories
Two strong leads who dote on each other, or two strong leads with the focus leaning toward the top, are all good to me. I love finding people with the same tastes, so please recommend lots of stories. I'm suffering from a reading drought. Some have a bottom-focused protagonist, but personally…
Danmei: Modern Era (Ongoing)
Top-focused
Top in BL
Picked from memory. Mostly top-focused, with pampered tops and obsessive bottoms. I remember liking several by the same author; they're my kind of thing.
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It feels like it's not the same book as it is before and after. My uncle is too good. Let's add some extra chapters about him and write more. Anyway, I feel that the plot is a bit broken since I recalled it when I was reading. Maybe the author was a little anxious later, and the ending felt very rushed...
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After reading the whole story, I actually like Secretary very much. In fact, it is conceivable that these three secretaries will eventually become successful. Yu Tai is strong and crazy, but Gong Bao doesn't like strong people and is totally GG. Uncle, I feel that even if you take the initiative to attack treasures, you probably won't accept it. First of all, it is a family issue. Your uncle suddenly said that he likes you, which is not acceptable, especially since your uncle also expressed a strong feeling and is not suitable for treasure hunting. I really like the secretary. She is a little cautious, but she is completely controlled by Gong Bao. She has a soft temper, which is exactly Gong Bao's standard. The arrangement of attacking treasure and amnesia can be regarded as giving the secretary a big stage, which highlights the secretary's potential crazy feeling. I don't feel that a secretary is incompetent. If she is the kind of person who can help you with anything and solves everything for you, then she is considered to be very capable. Even if she is a good CP... I can only say that you are more suitable for Ba Zongwen. Isn't it just about finding a partner that suits your needs and makes you happy? From the perspective of attacking treasures, the secretary is the best. If you have to say good things about others, then it is only from your own perspective, not to say it is for the sake of attacking treasures.
Shou can't even handle his own parents, but he still has to do it. When in danger, he doesn't know who is protecting whom. Shou can still protect Gong like this. Isn't it funny?
Is this gone? ! ! !
Wow wow wow To be honest, I like my uncle a lot, but I feel good about it too. I like this kind of character very much. Come on, the writing is great.
Ahhhhhh, I like uncle so much! ! !
It would be great if uncle was a genuine person
Uncle's feelings are so complicated
Okay, except that the plot line is a bit sloppy, the emotional line is quite good