Yun Xiu was a beautiful little half-breed succubus, so gorgeous that anyone would want to keep him all to themselves. But luck was never on his side. His parents abandoned him at birth, and he barely made it to adulthood by scrounging scraps from other people's tables and eating snow to quench his thirst.
After he came of age, his too-striking looks made him an outcast among his own kind. They bullied him, played tricks on him, and deceived him...
After narrowly escaping death several times, he unexpectedly became bound to a mission System and began taking on seduction missions.
He worked diligently and finally reached his last mission: he transmigrated into a book as the frail, beautiful emperor in a sci-fi novel. His target was the marshal, the strongest fighter in the empire. All he had to do was max out the marshal's affection, and he could retire with a huge payout.
The poor little succubus: "I'll finish this job, take the money, and retire QAQ."
System 012: "Since the Host scored so highly on previous missions, this instance is very easy. Consider it a farewell gift from the Main System."
Little succubus (*?▽?*): "Great, great, great."
Mission begins
1. Yun Xiu headed straight to the military district and entered the marshal's private quarters. After striking a few poses he thought were sexy, the marshal threw him out.
Yun Xiu: (⊙o⊙)…
2. Yun Xiu invited the marshal to the palace and deliberately broke the central air conditioning. The hall soon grew as hot as a steamer.
Yun Xiu loosened his clothes and shot the marshal a coy look. "Is it just a tiny bit hot in here?"
The marshal approached step by step.
Yun Xiu's heart pounded like a drum.
The next second, the marshal simply fastened Yun Xiu's buttons and rolled up his sleeves, then fixed the air conditioner right in front of him.
Yun Xiu: ...Men who studied science are hopeless.
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The entire empire believed that His Majesty Yun Xiu loved the marshal, but his love went unrequited, leaving him to cry himself to sleep every night.
Only Shen Yanqiu knew the truth
That person had approached him for a seduction mission. Once it was done, he would turn around and leave.
Yun Xiu was not from this world. He had come to win Shen Yanqiu over, and once he maxed out Shen Yanqiu's affection score, he would leave without a second thought.
It was the same in every world. After Yun Xiu left, all his memories of him would be erased.
Until the previous world, when Shen Yanqiu was delirious with a high fever and accidentally heard Yun Xiu talking to the System. He learned everything and recovered all his memories...
In the first world, he was a villain with paralyzed legs, a dark heart, and no hope. Yun Xiu played the role of his gentle, understanding lover, warming him and teaching him what love meant. Just as Shen Yanqiu fell hopelessly in love, Yun Xiu ran away;
In the second world, he was a Taoist priest with an all-yin constitution, an orphan who nearly died at the hands of evil spirits several times. Yun Xiu, who had transmigrated as a cat demon, stayed by his side, protected him as he grew up, and gave him endless warmth. Just as he fell deeply in love and resolved to propose, Yun Xiu ran away;
In the third world...
Shen Yanqiu turned dark. Watching scales emerge on his arm, he broke into the Main System's realm, seized one of its worlds, and personally built a warm "home" for Yun Xiu.
Yun Xiu worked hard and tried every enticing trick he could think of. Shen Yanqiu would reject him one moment, then move closer the next, occasionally even giving him a taste of sweetness.
Yun Xiu tried every day to find a reason to hover around him, showing off his "charm" in every way. He went all out, but when he checked the affection score, it was only 0.5.
Yun Xiu: "??? Is Shen Yanqiu impotent?"
Shen Yanqiu smiled as he crushed the Main System's core. Then he laid out, one by one, the clothes Yun Xiu had worn in every past world and pinched his pale cheek. "If you want to know whether I can, put these on and remember properly..."
A few days later, the first thing Yun Xiu did when he woke up was grab Shen Yanqiu by the collar and demand, "What about my retirement money?"
[Reading Guide]
1. The bottom is perfect only in appearance. His personality may not be likable, and he has flaws to overcome, but he will gradually improve.
2. The top is a doting, fatherly boyfriend with a dangerous personality. He usually keeps it together, unless the bottom wants to leave.
3. The bottom completed nine missions before this one, and the target in every mission was the top, but the bottom doesn't know that.
4. The bottom dumped the top nine times, and the top suffered nine one-sided heartbreaks. But this is definitely a sweet story QAQ~
Currently serializing: My Yandere Husband Chased Me Out of the Book
One-line summary: After I transmigrate back from a book, the male lead I mistreated comes chasing me out of it and even joins the variety show I'm on. My life is in danger! [Add it to your reading list if you're interested~]
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After the Top-Tier Star and the Movie Emperor Marry by Contract
1.
Lin Ye had loved cleanliness and beautiful faces ever since he was little. He started flirting with pretty, fair-skinned kids in kindergarten. Until the results of his secondary gender presentation came out in his second year of high school, he was the street's little bully and everyone else's boyfriend.
The results revealed that he was an Omega, a defective one whose presentation had come years later than everyone else's.
His archenemy, Lu Duanxing, was an Alpha with an exceptionally strong constitution.
Lin Ye had hated Lu Duanxing since kindergarten, because every pretty boy Lin Ye liked would turn around and confess to Lu Duanxing instead. That smug little jerk Lu Duanxing would always parade around with them in front of Lin Ye, showing off their affection.
Just before the college entrance exams, Lin Ye was discovered by a talent scout. After the exams, he was sent to compete on the hottest boy band audition show of the year, and successfully debuted as part of a group.
Just when he thought he would finally beat Lu Duanxing at something, Lu Duanxing suddenly announced that he was signing with an entertainment company to debut as an actor.
A few years later, Lin Ye became music's top-tier star thanks to his gorgeous singing voice and perfect dance moves. Lu Duanxing won every award there was in the acting world, becoming the youngest Grand Slam movie emperor.
Each ruled his own world, and they never appeared on screen together.
The two fandoms' online feuds became a spectacle in their own right.
2.
Just when Lin Ye thought he and Lu Duanxing could avoid each other for the rest of their lives, his identity as a fake young master was exposed. A flood of dirt followed, and out-of-context recordings, videos, and photos all became knives plunged into him.
The career-ending scandal alarm sounded.
To make matters worse, Lin Ye was betrayed by his manager and almost delivered into the bed of an older man.
That night, Lin Ye stumbled into Lu Duanxing's room by accident.
The next day,
Lu Duanxing handed him a prenuptial agreement.
"Marry me by contract, and I'll take care of the scandal."
Lin Ye suppressed the urge to spit in Lu Duanxing's face. "Why pick me?"
Lu Duanxing: "I'm allergic to Omega pheromones. You're the exception."
Lin Ye burst out laughing. "Sure, but I have one condition. Apart from when I need you during my heat, we won't fulfill our marital duties. And we'll sleep in separate rooms."
Lu Duanxing: "No problem."
3.
As soon as Lin Ye and Lu Duanxing walked out of the marriage registry with their marriage certificate, the news spread online.
Both fandoms: "???"
If someone kidnapped our idols, they should blink twice.
To salvage his rapidly sinking reputation, Lin Ye had no choice but to play the loving husband with Lu Duanxing, and even appeared with him on a dating show.
The two followed a script to act like a loving couple.
Lu Duanxing hated green peppers, so Lin Ye piled a huge bowl of them onto his plate;
Lin Ye was a wild one but scared of haunted houses, so Lu Duanxing dragged him inside for an adventure;
One ate until his face turned green, the other came out looking pale. Then they had to thank each other for being so considerate and hold hands while serving up artificial romance.
Comments during the broadcast: Are you two fake spouses? Even the couples on the divorce show next door are more loving than you.
CP fans: If you can make it work, stay together. If you can't, just get divorced.
Later, a trending topic appeared on Weibo: #HaveTheCoupleWhoseCPFansKeepTellingThemToSplitUpGotDivorcedYetToday#
Lin Ye: "Yes, right now. I'll get a cab to the divorce office."
Lu Duanxing: "Honey, I was wrong."
Lin Ye: "What were you wrong about?"
Lu Duanxing: "Last night, when you said no, I shouldn't have kept, "
Lin Ye: "Damn it, Lu Duanxing, you forgot to stop livestreaming."
Lu Duanxing: "Oh, I did, didn't I~"
Fans: "Lu Duanxing, you're something else!"
Fans: "The evolution of a sneaky dog."
Theme: Even in adversity, keep reaching toward the sun
Now Jinjiang seems to have resumed its previous openness
First! Suddenly I felt so sorry for Shen Yanqiu
Made me laugh so hard hahahaha
"Page" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ It's karma
Is this thing a jammer?
Hahaha, still wearing this
Start writing from the first world?
Hahaha, I laughed so hard. It was 0 attack and it turned into 1. So cute.
So funny hahahahahahahahaha
Yun Xiu: I want to change my personal guide to this big star. System: OK, OK (perfunctory) Shen Yanqiu: *#&%