This God Won't Change the Requirements [Reborn]

An unconventional, somewhat goofy and carefree main god gong who has died once × a cool, hard-core supernatural public servant shou born of a divine beast

An ancient tale tells that during the reign of Emperor Yao, ten suns appeared in the sky. Hou Yi took up his divine bow and shot at the sun.

At first, nothing seemed to happen. Then a golden crow fell, the sun's heat eased, and everyone rejoiced.

No one knew that the legendary hero Hou Yi's shot had merely been a coincidence of timing. At the same moment, high above the Nine Heavens, the supreme deity with black hair and white robes lost the two things he treasured most: first, his divine status, and second, a blue-robed deity.

After that, the supreme righteous god disappeared, vanishing from the vast divine realm and from the histories passed down by word of mouth.

Shi Yi, the righteous god, awoke after a long sleep and reincarnation.

When he woke, Shi Yi discovered that he was missing not only a fragment of his divine power but also half his destiny, making him a bona fide two-bit deity.

But the god had a transcendent outlook. He was content to laze around, and he was very happy.

Then again, life is full of surprises. While the god was out buying groceries, a handsome fortune-teller stole his house keys.

His Highness the God said he had no money to change the locks, couldn't be bothered to climb the wall, and didn't want to use magic...

When this lord, armed with a kitchen knife he'd picked up at the market, angrily set out to commit murder,

he saw divine power spilling from someone gravely wounded at the scene, and the unconscious little fortune-teller, who bore the divine status of a righteous god.

The god, who could neither get his keys back nor retrieve his divine status, was destined to have a complete meltdown!

Still, the beauty's best quality was his handsome face. He was pleasing to the eye and made him happy, so picking him up wasn't a bad deal~

(The adorable Feng Si says: Thanks. You're good-looking too, actually, but you also have a mouth, which is a shame.

As he watched him, it seemed this little beauty had probably been involved with him in a past life.

His Highness the Righteous God says: We were strangers, but reincarnation brought us back together~

Shi Yi: I slept for you, tore my soul apart for you. Want to go on a date, little boss?

Feng Si: I was lonely for you and punished for you. Besides, you said it yourself in our past life: you're several primordial eras older than me. So, Uncle, let's not date.

"My divine status is a brilliance that still shines after the erosion of time. You are another long and endless divine life I secretly vowed to in my previous life. My divine status is the betrothal gift I offer you, one that will never fade for all eternity."

Theme: Superstition is bad, and so are stereotypes~