[Ancient] Huang Zhongli from the Sanqing Family

The column series "Getting Rich Before You Find a Job" is currently in progress. Interested babies can save it with your fingers. It is easy and funny without any brains. Hehehe, everyone has a dream of getting rich suddenly. Copywriting of this article: It is difficult to be a human being, and it is even more difficult to be a plant. It is especially difficult to be a plant in ancient times. Who would have thought that once he traveled through time, he would become a plant. Fortunately, he could practice transforming into a human form. Wait, I heard that she is Huang Zhongli? ? ? A legendary level of innate spiritual root? ? ? Wow, she sounds amazing! ! ! She was wrong. Time travel can't change her nature as a scumbag. Please let her go. Wait, that person, don't come over. She is from Sanqing. Believe it or not, her master and uncle will beat you to death. In fact, she is really just an ordinary, weak and helpless yellow plum tree. PS: Due to the author's criticism of certain CPs, the article contains a small amount of pornographic content, so please read with caution. Small snippet: "Fellow Taoist, I think you have a destiny with me in the West." Zhunti looked at Huang Ling with a bitter look on his face and his eyes seemed to be shining. No, no, no, I have no fate with you, a bald donkey. You are ugly to my eyes. Please give in, and I will rush back to Kunlun. "Fellow Taoist, I really have no connection with you." He grabbed a passerby casually and said, "Look, I already have a Taoist companion. It's not okay to be a third party. Please let me go." Then, with Zhunti stunned, Huang Ling led the passers-by and left. The Tao is supreme, the Tao of Heaven is selfless, and everything has its traces. ————The following copy of "Get Rich Before You Find a Job"———— (One sentence introduction: Fresh graduates become unexpectedly rich, don't lose their jobs after graduation, and take off happily!) Copywriter: Woohoo, it's so difficult for fresh graduates to find a job! As a fresh graduate, the employment situation this year is really depressing. I even agreed to go to South Africa and even sent me a thank you letter. Help, help. How can I work hard to avoid being unemployed as soon as I graduate? Memorize questions, practice questions, written tests, interviews... Ahhhhhh, I haven't finished writing my graduation thesis yet! I couldn't find a job, and I was scolded by my instructor. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I can't live this life! I'm so tired. I'll go back to my hometown to take a rest and fight again after the holidays. Wait, what is this box of? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thank me ancestors! Thanks to my ancestors for the property they left me! Thanks to me for going back to my hometown with nothing to eat! Wuhu, happy~ ——Short snippet of sudden wealth—— ! Haidilao's first time "Sisters, rush to the duck!" A group of four people happily flew towards Haidilao. "Three beauties, eat whatever you want. I'll treat you. Let's eat hard while there's still a 69% discount before graduation!" I took my tablet and placed the order passionately. If I had money, I added it to the shopping cart without even looking at the price. The four of us ate vigorously for two hours. ! Haidilao for the second time "Let's go and eat hot pot!" A group of four people walked slowly and leisurely towards Haidilao. The four of them stayed together for almost two hours. ! Haidilao for the third time "Eat quickly, eat more, you don't have to save money for me!" After I was full and drunk, I put down my chopsticks and enthusiastically greeted my friends to eat hot pot quickly. An hour later, the three people next to them were holding their stomachs and leaning on their seats like corpses, muttering "I won't eat, I won't eat, I don't want to eat anymore!" ! Haidilao for the fourth time "Ahhhhh, I can't help it anymore. I've eaten Haidilao three times this week and I'm almost tired of it!" Xiao Liu couldn't help but speak out. Hmm, that makes sense, "Then let's go eat grilled fish! There happens to be a discount today on Friday." "Go, go, go!" Purpose: To grow in adversity, be strong no matter how difficult it is