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This article is also known as: The daily life of a short-legged cutie cultivating immortality.
Introduction:
After successfully surviving the calamity, Yan Ruyu became even more happy under the praise of her teacher, brothers and sisters. However, she received a huge blow that day.
It seemed that after she fell asleep, she read a story book in her dream called "My Fate Is Not Controlled by My Life". In it, there was a beautiful lady with fair skin and long legs, also known as Yan Ruyu. She was the most beautiful woman in the world of immortality. She looked down on anyone less talented than herself, and ultimately died in the trap she had set.
Yan Ruyu woke up after reading it. She knew clearly from the character descriptions that that was her future destiny. However, after she lowered her head and looked at her figure, she burst into tears.
Liar, must be a liar. Where did she get her long legs? She is just 1.5 Meters short with short legs.
Original text: After the second senior brother was injured, "If you dare to compete with me at such a level, you must be dreaming." That lotus face was full of disdain and ridicule.
Reality: Yan Ruyu, who was greedy for the second senior brother's craftsmanship, raised her head and comforted softly, "Senior brother is so good that he will be fine soon. Then we will go eat roast chicken."
Original text: After seeing Senior Sister Wenwen carefully comforting everyone, Yan Ruyu didn't like it. She felt that the other party was so artificial and was like a big white lotus.
Reality: "Senior Sister, Senior Sister, I like you so much." Yan Ruyu ran towards Senior Sister with her short legs, looking at Senior Sister's long legs with envy.
This is probably a real-life version of the buyer's show and the seller's show.
A growth-oriented heroine, a cute little loli × cold-faced and shy but with long legs.
Note: 1: This article is not about a strong woman, the heroine is just a cute little girl who wants to grow taller;
2: The author's name is useless, please don't laugh at the cute little name in it;
3: Our world of cultivating immortals doesn't have so much fighting and intrigue;
4: Tuanfeng Xiaobai's article, please read it in a civilized manner, if you don't like it, please return it.
————The following copy of "Get Rich Before You Find a Job"————
(One sentence introduction: Fresh graduates become unexpectedly rich, don't lose their jobs after graduation, and take off happily!)
Copywriter: Woohoo, it's so difficult for fresh graduates to find a job!
As a fresh graduate, the employment situation this year is really depressing. I even agreed to go to South Africa and even sent me a thank you letter. Help, help. How can I work hard to avoid being unemployed as soon as I graduate?
Memorize questions, practice questions, written tests, interviews...
Ahhhhhh, I haven't finished writing my graduation thesis yet!
I couldn't find a job, and I was scolded by my instructor. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I can't live this life!
I'm so tired. I'll go back to my hometown to take a rest and fight again after the holidays.
Wait, what is this box of?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thank me ancestors! Thanks to my ancestors for the property they left me! Thanks to me for going back to my hometown with nothing to eat!
Wuhu, happy~
——Short snippet of sudden wealth——
! Haidilao's first time
"Sisters, rush to the duck!" A group of four people happily flew towards Haidilao.
"Three beauties, eat whatever you want. I'll treat you. Let's eat hard while there's still a 69% discount before graduation!" I took my tablet and placed the order passionately. If I had money, I added it to the shopping cart without even looking at the price.
The four of us ate vigorously for two hours.
! Haidilao for the second time
"Let's go and eat hot pot!" A group of four people walked slowly and leisurely towards Haidilao.
The four of them stayed together for almost two hours.
! Haidilao for the third time
"Eat quickly, eat more, you don't have to save money for me!" After I was full and drunk, I put down my chopsticks and enthusiastically greeted my friends to eat hot pot quickly.
An hour later, the three people next to them were holding their stomachs and leaning on their seats like corpses, muttering "I won't eat, I won't eat, I don't want to eat anymore!"
! Haidilao for the fourth time
"Ahhhhh, I can't help it anymore. I've eaten Haidilao three times this week and I'm almost tired of it!" Xiao Liu couldn't help but speak out.
Hmm, that makes sense, "Then let's go eat grilled fish! There happens to be a discount today on Friday."
"Go, go, go!"
Intention: The future is at your feet
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[Cheek support] [Cheek support] [Cheek support] [Cheek support] There are so few, the author will update more
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkens me writing in big letters and have a strong sense of puppetry [Rose]
"Can the conversation between you two be simpler?" This is a big mistake for the author~ Again