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Copywriting of this article:
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Cai Wan's first hobby in life is admiring handsome guys. As long as they are good at aesthetics, they will not be stingy in praising them.
But when she discovered that she fell in love with the genius with a handsome face who lived in the house next door, she realized that everything had changed.
I can't express my love, I always blush, and even complimenting the other person by saying "you are so handsome" becomes especially difficult.
Until one day, she was looking at a few photos and summed up the type of handsome guys she liked:
"White skin."
"Yeah."
"Nice eyes."
"Yeah."
"The bridge of the nose is high."
"Yeah."
"Mouth——"
Cai Wan stopped talking and looked at the casual man next to him who hummed several times.
"Obviously, you don't qualify," she concealed.
Xu Baicheng did not refute, but hummed again.
Just in the blink of an eye.
The handsome face was right in front of the girl. The man lightly hooked his fingers and tempted her with a gentle smile: "Then come closer and take a look?"
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After the two got together, Xu Baicheng did not express any dissatisfaction or concern about Cai Wan's addiction to love management games.
But one day while shopping, she suddenly found an unwritten answer.
Somehow: What is it like when your girlfriend loves to play love games?
Xu Baicheng: "Thank you for the invitation. It's not a bad experience, that is, there are three thousand beauties in the harem——"
"Three thousand favors in one body?"
[Nympho coward×Hakuiri black-faced genius]
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"new boy" copywriting:
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Tan Ji left a long scar on his left arm when he was ten years old, and it has not faded away for several years. For the sake of beauty, I went to a newly opened tattoo shop in the town.
The shop owner asked Tan Ji what tattoo he wanted.
Tan Ji thought about it and drew on the long scar: "Straight line."
The shop owner said no one has tattoos like this and they are ugly.
Song Cheng, who had come to accompany him for a chat, directly stuffed a few red pictures of Mao Zedong into his hand and wrote down one word: "Pattern."
Later, Tan Ji found out about that ugly thing, and Song Cheng also had one on the inside of his arm.
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Tan Ji and Song Cheng knew each other early.
The two grew up naked together and went to the same elementary school, junior high school and high school. They were more like life-and-death friends than childhood sweethearts.
When he was a child, when Song Cheng got into a fight with someone, Tan Ji would pounce on him and bite the other person. When he was studying, Tan Ji was unjustly punished by the teacher and made to stand, so Song Cheng kicked up his chair and stood with him at the door of the classroom.
Tan Ji has always felt that Song Cheng is a close friend.
Until one day, the so-called buddy in her eyes was holding the bitterest, astringent and most expensive cigarette under the supermarket counter, and said something to her through the hazy fog.
"Now I kind of want to try it."
"Let's see what it's like to bring home the girl you've loved since childhood."
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After the two got together, Tan Ji went to a tattoo shop alone on a whim to increase the straight line on his arm to 18cm.
When she got home, she pointed to the line and smiled wickedly, letting people guess the length.
Song Cheng glanced at it but didn't answer.
One day long after.
Song Cheng wrote a very disgusting song with Tan Ji's name as the title.
Tan remembers that he can't stand him.
So Song Cheng followed the trend and said, "Then this song will not be sung in the future."
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He pointed to the inner side of his left arm, where the tattoo was in a straight line at the same position as hers, and smiled even more immorally than she did to let people guess the length.
"Complete the staff, and the climax tattoo is here."
*A stubborn cool girl with an 18cm straight arm tattoo vs. A rocker with a romantic streak who has doted on the cool girl since she was a child.
*This article is also known as "What should I do if my friend who only thinks of me as a friend suddenly says he likes me" and "On the Hundreds of Ways to Chase People after the Bamboo Horse Has Been Enlightened"
Intention: love and warmth.