She Is so Stupid That I Am

["Eye-catching" next door is now open~] [The next book is about "The Man Next Door to Me"~ The copy is below, please give me advance notice~] —————————————————————— Copywriting of this article: *Aloof and sultry dog×honey brain circuit *Dark and gloomy × Idiot and little devil *Main Campus/Super Sand Glyph *1 In the office, facing three physics competition papers, Su Chunchun chewed on her pen for half an hour, but could not write a single word. She glanced sideways at the handsome face of the top student and had an idea. She passed a note and started with the usual Internet social language: "Are you there?" Ji Nian raised his eyes and looked at her casually: "Blind?" Although she was choked, she still wrote shamelessly: "Would you like me to check the paper for you?" The note was handed to him again. The girl's handwriting looked like it had been chewed by a dog, which caught his eye. The corners of her mouth curled up slightly, and then two large characters casually dropped: "Not here." Network latency. The 2G internet boy who has a secret crush is not worthy of love. *2 Later, Su Chunchun found out that she fell in love with Ji Nian, so she started chasing people. One day, Ji Nian cornered her in a small corner in an empty classroom. His tall figure shrouded people under him, with a careless smile on his angular face. His voice was long and ambiguous: "I heard you are chasing me?" She was stunned, her expression obviously at a loss. The answer is self-evident. Ji Nian caressed her lips casually, leaned down to match her height, and suddenly came closer. Just when the two people were about to touch each other, he whispered in her ear: "I refuse." Seeing the girl go from blushing to feeling lost, he deliberately lowered his voice, as if to coax: "Give you another chance, chase me again." She fluttered her long eyelashes and unnaturally avoided his gaze, hesitating: "Once... Isn't it too little?" Wonderful thinking. Only the cheeky girl who pursues people understands the value of love. —————————————————————— "The one from my house next door" Please give me an advance~ The copy is as follows: 1 Cai Wan's first hobby in life is admiring handsome guys. As long as they are good at aesthetics, they will not be stingy in praising them. But when she discovered that she fell in love with the genius with a handsome face who lived in the house next door, she realized that everything had changed. I can't express my love, I always blush, and it's hard to even compliment the other person, "You're so handsome." So, she thought of a way. After drinking five glasses of wine, he knocked on the door opposite and said, "Next door, I really think you're quite handsome!" Before the man could open his mouth, she snatched him up again. Cai Wan was like a deflated balloon: "But... The guys on the eighth floor, the guy on the 16th floor above us, and my blind date are also pretty handsome. Who do you think I should choose?" "..." — Later, Cai Wan realized that he might not be able to pursue Xu Baicheng, so like a coward, he backed down and planned to end this one-sided love. Until one day, she was blocked in the corridor and suddenly confessed her love. When he turned around, he saw Xu Baicheng leaning against the edge of the door with his arms folded, lightly hooking his fingers: "Next door, come here." Cai Wan was stunned for a moment and froze in his steps. The man put his hands in his pockets and stepped towards her, smiling softly and beguilingly: "Come closer and take a look -" "Who should you choose?" 2 After the two got together, Xu Baicheng did not express any dissatisfaction or concern about Cai Wan's addiction to love management games. But one day while shopping, she suddenly found an unwritten answer. Somehow: What is it like when your girlfriend loves to play love games? Xu Baicheng: "Thank you for the invitation. It's not a bad experience, it means raising a whole harem including me. But tonight -" "She can only turn over my brand." [Nympho coward×Hakuiri black-faced genius] Intention: Let love and warmth soothe people's hearts.