"Genuine Copywriting":
I want to get close to your heart, but you reject me thousands of miles away.
"Piracy Copywriting":
She said affectionately: "This man can only exist in heaven, and can only be heard of in the human world." Someone: "······"
She said with a playful smile: "Although frozen tofu is very nutritious, can you bear to let me get gastritis?" Someone: "..."
Finally, she lost her temper and slapped her bear paw: "Shoujia Kunimitsu, I don't believe I can't catch you!!!!!!" With a crash, the table collapsed and fell into a cloud of dust, struggling to survive amidst the powerful sound waves. (Did you finally reveal your true nature?)
"Chaotic Version Copywriting":
When a man chases a woman, there is a mountain between them, and that is Brokeback Mountain; when a woman chases a man, there is a veil between them, and that is the Great White Shark.
Titanic is going to hit an iceberg, and the greenhouse effect is going to intensify. Hurrah~~hulla~ the great god and the little devil are about to appear!