Those Years I Fell in Love with the Port Mafia

Hello, I'm the Port Mafia. Just as my eldest son (meaning the previous boss) was about to wreck me to death, my younger son (that Mori fellow) took over. I watched with satisfaction as he built me five buildings and trained two successors. The grandson who's a little short keeps hitting me, though. Oh well, it's his first time being human! ? Hello, I'm the Port Mafia, and I'm back again. It's been four years since my eldest grandson, Dazai, rebelled and ran away from home, and my youngest grandson has gone on a business trip and never come back. Only my boring younger son is still here. [Disdain.jpg] I never imagined that at a time like this, I would also become a human being!!! ? That day, Mori Ougai was returning from the shopping district with Alice, just like any other day, when he saw his five buildings shining in broad daylight, just like any other day, and picked up a kid, just like any other day... Wait! How is any of that ordinary?! ? Looking at the boy before him, with black hair and dove-gray eyes, wearing a white coat and chibi-style hat, Port Mafia building earrings, and clutching a Golden Demon plushie. Mori Ougai (beaming): "Good boy. Call me Rintaro." Bandage Freak (squinting): "Call him Dad!" Hat Rack (blushing): "G-Grandpa..." Sister Kouyou (covering her mouth): "What a lovely child." Port Mafia Black, with five surnames and the actual age of a grandpa: "D-Didn't we just skip a generation?!" Please note: ? OOC warning! ? Everyone dotes on him. Pairing undecided, come place your bets! (Or maybe all of them with the Port Mafia?) ? Everyone's intelligence is capped by the author's, which is to say, none (not really). ? This should be a light and fluffy little story! Theme: Everyone loves the Port Mafia!