You're the One with a Broken Brain!

[My new novel, They’re Not Human (Infinite), is now underway. Please give it a click, mwah] Mu Ran is a minor celebrity. He comes from a good family, is good-looking, and has a good temperament, but he can’t act. During a shoot, he accidentally hit his head and started believing he was one of the characters from the terrible movies he’d acted in or watched. The doctor’s advice to his beloved: Play along and give him the occasional nudge. During his first episode, Mu Ran thinks he’s a tragic romance character who’s been tortured in body and soul, had a kidney harvested, and suffered a miscarriage. He clutches his stomach. “My baby... Xie Zeyao, you’re so cruel!” Xie Zeyao loosens his tie. “I’ll get you pregnant again.” During his second episode, Mu Ran thinks he’s the protagonist of a melodramatic romance about being taken by force. He backs away again and again. “Big brother, no... This isn’t right.” Xie Zeyao unbuckles his belt. “You’re surnamed Mu and I’m surnamed Xie. What’s wrong with that?” During his third episode, Mu Ran thinks he’s in an erotica... Note: 1. This is a silly comedy, a ridiculous entertainment-industry story. No pregnancy. The gong and shou are not related by blood. If that bothers you or you want to take it seriously, please don’t read. 2. The author knows nothing about the entertainment industry and doesn’t follow celebrities. Any similarities are purely coincidental. If there are any bugs, they’re bugs. 3. The shou’s illness and treatment are entirely made up and have no scientific basis. 4. This is a silly, brainless comedy written for fun. I don’t read comments. If you need anything, message me on Weibo. Next novel: They’re Not Human (Infinite) Wen Qing is pulled onto the rooftop of a strange high-rise, along with several male teammates so beautiful they don’t seem human. He doesn’t know why, but his teammates look at him strangely. “What are you?” Wen Qing says softly, “Um... I’m human.” After he says that, his teammates look at him even more strangely. * After struggling through the first instance, Wen Qing receives a strange buff. System: [All nonhumans will feel favorably toward you. P.S. Those with a * want to * you, and those without a * also want to * you.] Wen Qing: “What does * mean?” System: [* means *****, and then ****] Wen Qing doesn’t understand. He cautiously asks, “Do they want to eat me?” System: [You may interpret it that way.] Wen Qing starts crying. “Can I get rid of this weird buff?” System: [The most skilled hunters often appear in the form of prey.] Wen Qing chokes back a sob. “Am I a skilled hunter?” System: [You’re the most delicious prey.] Wen Qing: ??? Upcoming novel: The Canary Only Cares About Money Bei Dong transmigrates into a book and becomes a canary kept by a powerful man. When he sees the money in his bank account, Bei Dong sheds tears of joy. He’s definitely going to do a good job! The big shot has a bad stomach, so Bei Dong learns to cook. The big shot can’t sleep well, so Bei Dong learns massage. The big shot isn’t good in bed, so Bei Dong learns some techniques. Fu Qinrong: He’s madly in love with me. The next day, Fu Qinrong’s assistant comes to see him and kindly reminds him: “Mr. Bei, you’re just a substitute.” Bei Dong: “Got it. I’ll go learn more.” Fu Qinrong: ? To keep Bei Dong from falling any deeper, Fu Qinrong decides to end his life as a canary ahead of time. Looking at the doubled amount in his bank account, Bei Dong’s heart races and his hands tremble. “Are you sure there isn’t anything else you need me to do?” Fu Qinrong: “Don’t show your face in front of me again.” Bei Dong: “You got it!” * On the first day after Bei Dong leaves, Fu Qinrong doesn’t eat well. On the second day after Bei Dong leaves, Fu Qinrong doesn’t sleep well. Theme: Persevere and stay positive, and a beautiful tomorrow will come