Dazai Cosplayer, Bringing the Whole Family Along

[IMPORTANT] Updates are irregular. New story: "The Padparadscha Doesn't Want to Exorcise." As a Padparadscha, I can't bring myself to exorcise Phosphophyllite. A crossover between Bungo Stray Dogs, Detective Conan, Jujutsu Kaisen, with one lucky character picked at random and sent to JoJo. There's only one word for it now: regret. Dazai cosplayer (Tsushima): I should've known this day would come when I started wrapping myself in bandages... Yokohama's diva, as expected of you! Chuya cosplayer (Chuya): I can't believe my sister thought of recording a song in a situation like this. Dazai, hurry up and write the lyrics! Dazai writes the lyrics, and Chuuya is the diva (the lyrics and Dazai are part of the script). Dazai: Oh, my, a lyricist who can't write scripts isn't a good singer. Fyodor: Damn it, if only you hadn't left me hanging... Cosplay setting, so beware of out-of-character behavior. Absurd comedy warning. Inspired by a Double Black cosplay session with a friend. Theme: Finding the way home