In a box-game world overrun by monsters and littered with corpses,
Chi Ran struggles to survive with nothing but an ordinary-looking fortune stick container.
Facing a terrifying, fearsome BOSS, Chi Ran draws: [Bad Luck: A Peaceful Death]
Player: The BOSS is right in front of you, and the bad-luck fortune you drew is hinting at your own death, isn't it?
Chi Ran nudges the BOSS, who has just dropped dead at her feet.
A triumphant smile still lingers on the BOSS's horrifying, grotesque face.
"Did the BOSS not die peacefully?"
Player: I know better than to mess with you. I'll be going.
Facing a terrifying female ghost in a well, Chi Ran draws: [Love Fortune: A Romance That Transcends Life and Death]
Chi Ran takes the NPC needed to clear the level and delivers them to the sinister well.
"This is the person your fate is bound to."
The female ghost eagerly drags the NPC into the well, then gives Chi Ran a five-star review and lets her pass.
She declares that Chi Ran is the matchmaker who gave her a new lease on life.
Player: That actually worked??
One day, after Chi Ran has made a name for herself, she receives a real-name report from someone.
[On such-and-such a date, I report Chi Ran for using a love fortune illegally, and for binding her CP to someone who isn't us (smile). - Jiang Xingjian]
Chi Ran glances at the trembling puppy-like guy behind her.
Chi Ran: ???
So you were the bastard reporting me every step of the way!
A lucky-charm-buff-maxed, ruthless-when-needed heroine who can switch back to sweet and innocent X a male lead who has top-tier combat ability and seamlessly switches between loyal-puppy mode and being an actual dog
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The Heavenly Master in a Wealthy Family
As a renowned heavenly master admired by everyone in her field, Yu Fei wakes up one day transmigrated into a book, as the vicious supporting female character who shares her name.
She went to great lengths to marry the wealthy male lead, only to be frightened to death by a little ghost in a rented apartment. She vanished without a trace right at the start of the story, making way for someone else to take her place.
Remembering the original novel's plot, which was as childish as playing house, Yu Fei can't be bothered to play along. Making money beats falling in love. Looking at the red marriage certificate in her hand and the three-digit balance left in her account, she makes a quick calculation.
The money is in the southeast.
*
After much effort, Yu Fei lands a private job at a low price. She's asked to deal with a lazy ghost, but as soon as she steps into a gloomy little wood, the crew filming Let's Go Ghost Hunting drags her onto the set.
Seeing the frail-looking girl on screen, the audience settles in to watch the fun:
[It's a newbie. We get to hear another round of screaming.]
[The girl's so cute. She'll probably cry for ages after one scare.]
[I bet she'll be running home to Mommy within three days.]
*
The production crew sets up cameras to capture the participants' expressions from every angle, falsely claiming that ghosts don't exist in a harmonious society.
The other guests cling to all kinds of "magic treasures," trembling with fear.
Yu Fei grabs a pale, ghostly arm that has reached out from who knows where and studies the ghost's face, chin in hand. "Just an ordinary earthbound spirit. Thirty thousand, and I'll get rid of it for you."
Audience: The script is way too obvious. One star!
*
The audience stares hard, hoping to spot signs of a script in Yu Fei's every move.
They don't find any, but they do see the seemingly delicate girl drag one, two, three, four ghosts out of every corner of the set and tie them up like dumplings.
Watching the production crew gape in shock, Yu Fei holds out her hand without a hint of shame. "Bulk discount. Twenty percent off your first order, and even bigger discounts for regular customers. You can top up a prepaid card, too. Here's my business card. Please come again."
Audience: ??? I must be dreaming.
Just as the audience's worldview starts to shift, Yu Fei suddenly leans toward the camera and puts on a shy expression.
"Everyone should believe in science. These are just parlor tricks I use to make money."
Audience: As if I'd believe a word you said.
Audience: She's no little girl. She's a terrifying old lady!
*
As a wealthy CEO, Jiang Ming has all the money and power he could want. His only shortcomings are his frail health and his tendency to attract ghosts.
After years of trying to escape the torment of evil spirits, he finally finds the original female lead, a heavenly master who makes her living exorcising them.
He offers her a fortune for treatment, but she turns him down. "I'm afraid my abilities aren't up to the task, but I can introduce you to my master."
"My master can communicate with spirits and gods. Dealing with the minor evil spirit on you will be no problem."
Jiang Ming follows the direction of the original female lead's finger and sees the person surrounded by and praised by powerful people from every industry. To his astonishment, it's his wife in name only.
Jiang Ming: ...?
Theme: Stay positive and work hard to survive
I feel so sorry for Director Jiang, do I have to kill my evil self? I think it is a virtue to be a person who dares to admit your own sins, rather than choosing between several selves.
Why can't you just say you don't remember?
By the way, why is there no one in the comment section?
Didn't the previous note say "Jiang Xingjian"?
When it was over, I thought of Brother Teng: Come here! Laugh out loud instantly (ФωФ)
"Together" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ move
Hahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha, so many points
It's so miserable. Hahahahahahaha. It's so miserable that I laughed out loud.
Heroine: Go ahead, NPC (points) are waiting for me